You know you're a Narutard if...
This isn't really a "story" it's more of a list. Sorta like that one funny list "15 things to do in a Walmart" and such. These are multiple things that can prove if you are a Naruto fanatic, sorta like Naruto, or are just a wannabe "Naruto maniac". I'm not being offensive to "mentally retarded people" or trying to be in any way, so if I am, I apologize. It just doesn't sound right when you say " You know you're a Naru-iac"...does it? No. I didn't think so.
If I copied some one's idea and you think it is plagerism; send me a message and show me which story, and I will gladly give credit to said person or take off whichever number it is. Also...I don't own Naruto...sadly. So...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NARUTARD IF...
1. You asked only for Naruto items for your B-day, Christmas(or whatever religious holiday you celebrate that time of year), and Valentines day. Yes. even Valentines day.
2. No matter what the conversation is about, you somehow make a reference to a Naruto episode.
3. You have all the lines every character said memorized.
4. You think Jesus was a ninja because of the "water walking technique"
5. You have a Clucky or Log t-shirt.
6. You know who Clucky and the Log are.
7. People tell you to to be as stealthy as a ninja, you wear a bright orange shirt.
8. Your math teacher knows who Naruto is just from looking at your notes.
9. Said math teacher also takes off points because you forgot to put his whiskers on some of the doodles.
10. Your friends don't watch the show, but could tell anyone all about it.
11. Your parents ask, "So what stupid thing did Naruto do this week?"
12. You name your dogs either Akamaru or Pakuun.
13. All your essays in English: SOMEHOW have something to do with Naruto.
14. You cut your hair and dyed it pink, and then get offended when no one calls you Sakura.
15. You out-smart someone and shout out, "You just got Shikamaru'd!"
16. You changed the names for the Crayola colors to match the characters.
Such as : Naruto Orange, Lee Green, Gaara Red, and so on...
17. A random person says, "Naruto sucks" You either: A. Rant about how stupid they are. B. Throw random stuff at them. C Choke them until they admit they are wrong or D. All of the above.
18. You constantlly wonder why that even though you make the seals...why doesn't a fire ball come out of your mouth...?
19. You see an emo and ask if they can hold off destroying Konoha until you buy a souviner from there.
And lastly:
20. Whatever it is, whoever it is, everything reminds you of Naruto.
If you have done only 50% or less of these things...you aren't even close to being a Narutard. 75% : You are soooo a Narutard. If you've done all of these things...Man you're even more obsessed than me!
If you've got some ideas to add to the list. Leave them in the comments and I'll add them into the next chapter. I'll also give you credit by putting something such as : "The following are/were by _____"and then whatever you sent in.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NARUTARD IF...
1. You asked only for Naruto items for your B-day, Christmas(or whatever religious holiday you celebrate that time of year), and Valentines day. Yes. even Valentines day.
2. No matter what the conversation is about, you somehow make a reference to a Naruto episode.
3. You have all the lines every character said memorized.
4. You think Jesus was a ninja because of the "water walking technique"
5. You have a Clucky or Log t-shirt.
6. You know who Clucky and the Log are.
7. People tell you to to be as stealthy as a ninja, you wear a bright orange shirt.
8. Your math teacher knows who Naruto is just from looking at your notes.
9. Said math teacher also takes off points because you forgot to put his whiskers on some of the doodles.
10. Your friends don't watch the show, but could tell anyone all about it.
11. Your parents ask, "So what stupid thing did Naruto do this week?"
12. You name your dogs either Akamaru or Pakuun.
13. All your essays in English: SOMEHOW have something to do with Naruto.
14. You cut your hair and dyed it pink, and then get offended when no one calls you Sakura.
15. You out-smart someone and shout out, "You just got Shikamaru'd!"
16. You changed the names for the Crayola colors to match the characters.
Such as : Naruto Orange, Lee Green, Gaara Red, and so on...
17. A random person says, "Naruto sucks" You either: A. Rant about how stupid they are. B. Throw random stuff at them. C Choke them until they admit they are wrong or D. All of the above.
18. You constantlly wonder why that even though you make the seals...why doesn't a fire ball come out of your mouth...?
19. You see an emo and ask if they can hold off destroying Konoha until you buy a souviner from there.
And lastly:
20. Whatever it is, whoever it is, everything reminds you of Naruto.
If you have done only 50% or less of these things...you aren't even close to being a Narutard. 75% : You are soooo a Narutard. If you've done all of these things...Man you're even more obsessed than me!
If you've got some ideas to add to the list. Leave them in the comments and I'll add them into the next chapter. I'll also give you credit by putting something such as : "The following are/were by _____"and then whatever you sent in.
3 Comments
Haha, this is hilarious!!! And yes, I'm totally a N-A-R-U-T-A-R-D!!!!
XD thanx I'm glad you liked it. I should have another chapter of it up soon so be sure to check back like next week.
Ok then, no prob!