I'll be your Bellatrix if you be my Voldy (A Joe Walker love story)

Just so you know, I got the idea for the theater part from somebody else! No I am not copyrighting! I give all rights and credit on opening to that person! (except for the outfit and make-up lol)

Character Info:
Name: Emily (Em) Joanna Greene
age: 23 (out of college)
height: 5ft 10in
looks: Long brown, soft, silky hair, skinny, nice curves and long legs, emerald green eyes, very pretty but doesnt think so.
Personality: Funny, energetic, caring, nice, bubbly, sweet, protective, can be mean when she wants to be(which isnt often), loves to sing and act.
Other: Lives in Chicago in an apartment that she shares with her best friend, Kim Summers, loves starkid, has an ex-boyfriend that cheated on her and was a bit abusive. He cheated on her with a girl she used to be friends with, Chelsea. His name was Chad and she hates to talk about him. Hates the dentist and docters offices.


"Back to witches and wizards, and magical beast, goblins, and ghost, and magical feast! Its all that I love and its all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!" Kim and I sang as we made our way to the theater for the midnight premier of HP and the Deathly Hallows part two.
"OMR!!!" Kim said and turned to me in panick. "Did you grab the redvines before we left!?"
"SHIIT!!" I said and jerked the wheel, doing a U-turn in the middle of the street. Thank wizarding god we were the only ones on this road right now! I speed back to our apartment that we had left only a minute ago and she ran in, and back out with a 3 pound case of redvines.
She got back in and I pulled out again.Driving back down the road we had been on.
"Its a good thing you remembered before we went very far." I said. She nodded.
"Yeah, cause the stupid theaters never have redvines! UGH!" she said in frustration and I nodded. I mean what kind of buissness that has candy doesnt sell redvines!?
"OH! Turn it up!" I said as Stutter came on. She turned it up and we began singing along as I drove.
Soon we were at the theater and we climbed out, walking up to the building and getting at the end of the line. We waited for a while, talking and sharing AVPM/S quotes untill a group of people in jackets, hats, and sunglasses(which was weird sinse it was night) came into line behind us.
"Redvines, what the hell cant they do?" Kim said doing the whole, advertising to the crowd look as she heald up our case of redvines.
"I honestly dont know!" One of the people said behind us. We laughed.
"So, see you've come back for another year at hogwarts Potter. Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with the higher caliboue wizard!" I said doing that weird pose Draco does.
"No way Malfoy! Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world and I wouldnt trade them for anything!" Another dude said, putting his arms around the guys who had spoken before and also another person who was obviously a girl. I just rolled my eyes.
"I see you guys like AVPM/S too?" Kim says grinning. I saw them exchange glances and a few of them laughed.
"Yeah, I guess you could say that." A short woman said.
"Nice!" I said and then we all talked for a while untill it was time to go to the theater. We all sat down and the other group of people sat next to us. We had perfect seats in the middle with nobody infront of us cause there was a split and walk way and we could all see the screen perfectly! This was going to be great!
After about a half hour I looked at my watch and it said 12:02. The movie should be starting up.
"Excuse me! Can I have everybodies attention?" Some dude said, standing in the front, everybody went quiet. "We are having some issues so the movie will be about 45 minutes late. I apologize for the inconvenience[sp?]." he said and there was booing. A group of teens in the front threw popcorn at him and he started to get red in the face then started to scold them.
"There just teens! So lay off Dursley!" I called out and alot of people laughed and agreed. It was true though. The man barely had any neck, a bushy mustache, and when he went red in the face his eyes bugged a bit and he looked like Vernon Dursley!
The dude from the group sitting next to me heald up his hand and I high fived him laughing.
After about 20 minutes of just talking I said "Im booooored!" Kim looked at me like I was crazy.
"What!? Its not that im not excited and happy its just that its boring to just sit here!" I said indignantly and she shrugged turning back to the person on her left that she had been talking to. I stood up.
"Alright! Well Im gonna go...do something entertaining. Anybody want to join me?" I asked. Only the dude who had been sitting next to me stood. I sighed.
"Good enough! Come on!" I said grabbing his arm and pulling him to the front of the theater.
"So whats your favorite AVPM/S song?" I asked him. He grinned.
"How about Different as can be?" he asked.
"Sure!" I said and went back to back with his. He was about a half a foot taller than me. Probs about 6ft 3in. Average for a dude that was probably out of college.
"You start whenever your ready." he said in a voice that sounded just like Joe Walker's version of Voldemort. Wow, this guys was good.
"You wont sleep on your tummy!" I started, singing out the words strongly. Everyone turned to us and grinned as they realized what we were doing.
"You wont sleep on your back!" he sang, again doing the voice perfectly.
"We're quit a cooky couple you'll agree!" we sang together in perfect harmony.
"We share some hands and fingers." I sang as we started to sway together, backs still against the others.
"And yet the feeling lingers." he continued.
We continued to sing the song and sway. We surprisingly sounded really good together!
"We're as different as can be!" We belted out(sang strongly if you arent into that kind of stuff) at the end and he pulled me to face him and dipped me to finish it off. People cheered.
He had dipped me low enough that his hat had fallen off and my eyes went wide.
"Uh...." I said as he brought me back up still grinning.
"Joe Walker. Pleased to meet you." He said putting his hand out, his smile not faltering. I shook his and and grinned as well. OMDWG I JUST SANG WITH JOE FVCKING WALKER!
"Emily Greene. But you can call me Em." I said and picked up his hat and handed it to him. We gave a bow as they settled down and we then returned to our seats.
"Y-Your...and you guys must be.." Kim stuttered looking around at everybody that was sitting with us. They all took off their hates and glasses sinse there was no reason to wear them anymore and I saw all that was there. Joe(obviously), Darren, Holden, Joey, Lauren, Bonnie, Jim, Devin, and Meredith.
"Im Emily Greene. But you can call me Em, all my friends do." I said grinning at them all. Kim of course was a bit more starstruck and was silent.
"And this is Kim Summers. Shes my best friend." I said pointing at Kim. At her name she seemed to come back to life and grinned.
They all introduced themselves, though we already knew them all and everything.
Joe tapped my shoulder, getting me to turn to him. He held up my wand. "This fell out of your back pocket when I dipped you." he said.
"Thanks." I said smiling and reaching for it. Just when i was about to grab it he pulled it back and out of my reach smirking.
"Second thought, I might just keep it so I have an excuse to keep you talking to me." he said. I smiled a bit wider, Joe Walker was flirting with me!
"Walker! Stop scaring the poor girl!" Lauren said. He glared at her then turned back to me and smiled again but then turned his head back to Lauren and scowled at her as she spoke again.
"You dont want to make her run away screaming from your horrible flirting attempts!" she continued. His face went red and he shot daggers at her.
"Shut up Lopez!" he said. He continued to glare at her then I tapped him on the shoulder and he turned back.
"Dont bother with it. And just so you know your not scaring me your fun to talk to." I said smiling and he grinned, then glanced at Lauren and said "Suck on that Lopez!" She just stuck her tongue out at him.
I laughed and rolled my eyes. Kim tapped me on the shoulder and I turned around.
"This is so fvcking totally awesome! Harry Potter and the deathly hallows midnight premeir, redvines, and metting starkid!" she said grinning. I grinned back and nodded.
"I know right! And I got to sing with Joe Walker!" I added. She gave a quiet squeel then turned back to Devin, who she had been talking to.
I turned back to Joe and was about to tell him something when the manager came back in, avoiding the group of teens.
"Thank you for being patient, the movie will now begin!" he said and everybody cheered.
The movie started up and was TOTALLY AWESOME!!! When Molly said her famous 'Not my daughter you Biitch!" Everybody in the theater cheered. And when harry killed Voldy I yelled out "Suck on that Voldy!" and everyone laughed.
I got high-fives from Kim, Joe, Darren, and Lauren.
The rest of the movie was great and when we were standing up and getting all our stuff Joey asked "Hey, Kim, Em, do you guys want to come and get something to eat with us?"
Kim and I grinned. "We'd love to!" we said at the same time.
"Great! How does Fuddruckers sound?" Darren asked. We all agreed then went outside.
"Alright so, Somebody needs to ride with Emily and Kim so that they know which cars to follow and all that unimportant shiit." Meredith said.
"I'll do it." Joe and Joey both said at the same time. They looked at each other and everybody else laughed.
"We've got room for both of you come on!" I said and we told the others that we would see them at the restaraunt then made our way over to my car.
I let Joe drive and then got in the passengers seat, Joey and Kim got in the back.
As Joe pulled out I turned the music up, that was still playing my starkid album and No way was playing. We all immediately started to sing along.
We sang the whole way there there then once we reached the restaraunt we got out and met the others by the door.
We all walked in and ordered at the front. We then got ourselves our drinks at the fountain thingy then went over to a large circular booth over in the back. (Order from left to right: Darren, Lauren, Bonnie, Jim, Holden, Meredith, Devin, Joey, Kim, Me, then Joe.)
We started talking and just goofing off then our food came and we all had fun, chowing down, joking around, and talking about the movie.
Darren was just opening his mouth to start talking when I grabbed a small french fry and threw at him. It landed in his open mouth.
I held my hands up and said "Goal!" Everybody laughed. After a while I really had to pee and I turned to Joe.
"Hey, can you move real quick? I have to go to the restroom." He smirked and stayed still.
"Whats the magic words?" he said tauntingly.
"Pretty Please with sugar ontop?" I said. He shook his head.
"Nope those arent the right ones!"
I glared at him and sighed in frustration bouncing up and down abit. "Just let me through!" I said.
He grinned and shook his head. I glared at him then just moved myself up in my seat and climbed onto his lap, I got off on the other side and stood up. I stuck my tongue out at him as everybody laughed then hurried into the restroom.
When I was done I walked back and saw that everybody was obviously taunting Joe about something and his face was red. They stopped when they saw me coming though.
"Watcha talkin' 'bout?" I asked when I reached them. Joe's face was still slighlty red.
"Oh, nothing important." Bonnie said. I just shrugged and turned to Joe,
"So, am I going to have to climb across your lap again or are you just gonna get up?" I asked him.
He smiled and climbed up. I immediately jumped on his back.
"Ha! Now you have to carry me up to the dessert counter so I can get something!" I said as everyone laughed. He just sighed and then Kim said "No fair! I wanna piggy back ride to the desserts!"
Joey stood up and pulled her out with him. "Here. I wanna dessert to anyway." he said and she grinned and jumped on his back. The guys walked up to the counter with us and then stopped, all of us looking at the sign.
"Can I have an ice cream brownie sundae with chocolate chip cookies at the base?" I said.
"Same." Joe told the lady and then Joey and Kim both got fudge and caramel sundaes with chocolate chip cookie bits in it. We got our ice creams and made our way back to the table and sat down.
Everybody else was talking about the movie and bla bla bla. I ate a spoonfull of my sundae and turned to Joe.
"So, was it weird wearing a dress in AVPS?" i asked him. He laughed and scooped up another spooful of ice cream and eating it before he answered.
"Kinda I guess. I mean I definately wasnt used to wearing something like that and it felt a bit strange but I mean I have to wear weird things for plays alot so..yeah." he finished and I nodded smiling.
"Sounds interesting." I said and he just chuckled.
"So, what do you do? You know as like work and stuff like that?" he asked.
"Im a waitress at a place called Jay's Burgers. But I'd much rather be doing what you guys do. Singing, acting, and well, performing." I said with a shrug. He smiled.
"Well, maybe you should try it out. You were really good earlier when we sang at the theater!" he said and I felt myself blush slightly.
"Naw, I was nothing compared to you." I said. He scoffed.
"Yeah right! You did wonderful! And dont tell yourself any different! If you do then your gonna have a taste of mama's little love hand!" He said switching to his Umbridge voice at the end. I laughed and he smiled.
"Thanks." I said and took another bite of sundae, hitting the cookie at the bottom with my spoon.
"No prob, I mean I was only speaking the truth." he said scraping the last of his icecream off of his cookie. I felt myself blush abit more and then picked up the cookie out of my bowl and heald it up to my face, some ice cream still on it.
I brought it to my face and was about to take a bite out of it when it was shoved into my face. I gave a small shriek as I got ice cream all over my face and everyone laughed.
I looked around and saw that Holden was trying to look innocent. "I know you did it Holden!" I said glaring at him. He just grinned and shrugged innocently.
"Hey uh, Em, I think you kinda missed your mouth." Meredith said smiling. I glared at her too then grabbed a napkin and started to wipe off my face.
When I was done I set the napkin on my empty plate where my burger had been earlier.
"You missed a spot." Joe said. He wipped off a bit that I had missed on my cheek and then put it to his mouth, eating the small bit of ice cream. I blushed slightly and gave him a weird look.
He shrugged. "What? Its good!" he said and I laughed. We finished up and then went back outside to the cars.
"Hey, can we get your numbers? That way we can like stay in touch and all?" asked Joey.
"Sure!" Kim said and we all passed our phones to each other, trading numbers.
"Thanks guys! It was good meeting you! Cya!" Lauren said heading to her car.
"Cya!" we said.
"And it was expecially nice meeting you!" Joe said and winked, grinning at me as he turned and walked with the others back to their cars.
I blushed and Kim said "OMR! You and Joe were like flirting the whole time!"
"Well so were you and Joey!" i said and she stopped looking teasingly at me and stuck her tongue out. I returned it and we climbed into my car.
Once we got home I changed into some PJ's and got into bed. Today had deffinately been a wonderful day!

ok! hope you guys like it! Please comment and tell me if I should continue! :)
(outfit-http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=35162961
make-up-http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=35163166)
~Julz~