The Adventures of Harley The Mary Sue- Quick Oneshots On How NOT to do It

A/N: I will be using appropriate grammar or rather lack thereof in this story.


Harley woke up to the blaring of the alarm clock sitting next to her on the bedside table. She leapt up and quickly dressed in a purple top and pink, sparkly short-shorts. She packed her ag with some changes of clothes, her CD player, some batteries, a couple pokeballs and potions, a large bag of her favorite sweets, and her purse.
She checked herself in the mirror, seeing her purple and blue eyes reflecting back at her. She pulled her black and silver striped waist length hair into a neat pony tail and rushed downstairs.
She rushed out the door and across the street and in to the lab and ran into Prof. Oak who had... different Pokemon today.
(Quick A/N: I wanted to test out some new Pokemon I made up. This next part is not a fail-warning, just a Test.)
There was a small rabbit, who's ears were currently on fire, and it's fur was a deep, rich ochre. Jumpyro, the fire starter. Fire Type.
Next to it was a small parakeet, completely green, with a broad palm leaf for wings.Cocopo, The coconut bird. (Quick fact:, this is based of of the flightless parrot, the Kacapo, found only in New Zealand.) Grass and Flying type.
On the far right stood a small blue fox, just staring straight ahead. Its brow was knitted in confusion and fright making it adorable and freaky at the same time.
Zorrent, the Water and Psychic type.
(End Fakemon Test)
Harley wlaked up and excamened all of the starters and looked at they're names and learned about there personalitys and finaly chose Zorrent, who she named Squirt, because she was a water type and small.
Squirt was level twenty, knew aqua jet, confusion, water gun and Pycho cut. Squirt was a soft ice blue and was very quiet. When Harley looked at her Pokedex entry, she saw that Zorrent were dark blue. She had gotten a shiny!
As Harley walked down Route one, she met a trainer. he had short, fuzzy chocolate hair and only had one pokeball. He sent out a Jumpyro, who Squirt beat easy because the fire starter was only level five. The boy, named Quincy, kicked the rabbit and walked off. harley walked over to the poor thing and carried it to the center in Viridian, (not noticing the multiple broken bones that were being josled around, not had it occured to her to use potion or a pokeall, where it could be safely carried.) where the nurse healed the bunny nd asked if Harley could raise it.
"You'r such a good character-erm I mean Trainer." The joy explained.
"Yes, I will take care of Poofles," Harley excepted the pokeball, unknowingly giving the poor Pokemon a degrading nickname, seeing as the Jumpyro was a male.
Now Harle had a new Pokemon!!!!1!!11!!one!!