That's Right! The Queen of Hearts- Wait, What?! (A Starkid Story)

"A.J GET DOWN HERE!!" I yelled up the stairs.

My name is Alex Jane Holmes, or A.J to my friends and family. I guess that name is familiar to you? Well it's my brothers name as well, yes he is THE A.J Holmes of Starkid! Wizard god of AVPM! Some people get confused with both of our names being A.J, although A.J refuses to call me by that so insists on calling me Alex Jane, but they've learnt to deal with it, considering my best friend is Ali Gordan and she's my brothers boyfriend too.

"Okay, Okay, Are you ready to go?" A.J said walking down the stairs with a comb stuck in his hair.

"A.J, I've been ready for like 20 minutes!"

"Thats a lie! You only got up 10 minutes ago! The same time as me!" He snorted and grabbed his car keys.

"Shut up... let's just go!" I retorted and opened the door, heading to the car.

Today A.J is introducing me to the rest of Starkid, I'm surprised  I haven't met then already seeing how much time he spends with them. The only reason we live together is because of our mom. She said it would be good for me to stay with my brother for a bit, in other words, Me and Your Father want you out of the house because you don't even have a job and we want to turn your room into a gym.

Before I knew it the car was parked outside a large house. A.J got out then opened my door for me.

"Welcome To-" He said as we walked up to the house.

"Starkid Manor!" he finished as he opened the door and we walked in.

"A.J HOW ARE YA BUDDY?!" A guy with scruffy short black hair  came up to us and gave A.J a hug then stood back to look at me.

"Aaaannndd THIS must be Alex Jane?" he smirked slighty and I nodded.

"But call me A.J!" 

"No, don't! Thats my name!" A.J fought back, but I elbowed him in the stomach to shut him up.

"Its BOTH our names!" I smiled, glad that my hit shut him up but he just sighed.

"Well, A.J-" the guy glanced at my brother, then continued.

"Nice to meet you! I'm Joey! Would you like me to give you a to-" Someone cut Joey off mid-sentence.

"No! She wants to meet me first!" a rather short girl shouted from across the room then walked over and held her hand out to me.

"I'm Lauren!" she beamed

"Erm... A.J..." I took her hand and shook it.

"A.J? Really? Both of you?" she had a confused look on het face. Me and A.J both nodded and she shrugged. I didn't realise Lauren was still holding on to my hand until she pulled me into the living room away from A.J and Joey.

"Theres not a lot of us here at the moment, but there will be soon!" She smirked evilly and pulled out her phone, dialled a number then put it to her ear.

"Yo Yo wassup Deeevviiinn?" she yelled into the phone.

"Heeyyyyaaaaaa Laureeeenn!" I head a loud voice come from the speaker, Lauren must have seen i was trying to listen to the conversation so she put it on speaker.

"You'll NEVER guess who's here!!" Lauren half screeched.

"Ermm... Beyonce?"

"No!"

"Justin Timberlake?"

"No!"

"Me?"

"Omg Devin you suck at this game! It's A.J's Lil sis!!"

"OOHH! The miniture holmes is in the house?"

"Yeh! So call everyone and get them to come here STAT!!"

"Well why can't you do it?!"

"Cos I'm entertaining the holmes at this very moment!! Plus I'm lazy!" Lauren laughed then hung up the phone.

"Er, why did ya hang up on her?"  I asked shyly.

"Cos she has some work to do!" Lauren smiled then held her arms out to me.

"Would you like a hug?" she asked.

"Erm. Okay?" before I finished my sentence she had thrown herself at me.

"GOD LOPEZ, YOUR SO LOUD!!!" I heard someone shout from the staircase.

"OH SHUT IT WALKER!!" Lauren yelled back as a rather tall guy with a hat on his head emerged from the hallway.

"NO YOU SHUT U-" he stopped when he saw me.

"And your A.J's Lil sis right?" he asked and I nodded.

"I'm Joe." he smiled then Lauren punched him.

"SHE ONLY JUST GOT HERE!! SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU HITTING ON HER!!!" Lauren slapped him again but Joe just rolled his eyes.

"I wasn't hitting on her! I was just saying hello! Besides! I have a girlfriend remember?!" He retaliated by messing up her hair.

"Oh yeh.... Well ya know what I think?" Lauren smirked and took the hat of his head and ran to hide behind me.

"Lopez! Quit hiding behind the guest! Come here and face me like the man you are!" Joe said, trying really hard not to laugh.

"Oh! Is that how we're gonna play things?!" Lauren gasped and put Joe's hat on my head.

"Get it then!" she laughed. Joe went to grab the hat but I held onto it.

"Kinda Suits ya! You keep it!" Joe laughed. I smiled at him and he walked to the stairs and shouted.

"HEY EVERYONE!! THE JUNIOR HOLMES IS HERE!!!" then I heard  alot of door slams and footsteps which sounded like a stampead. Suddenly a crowd of people ha formed.

"HOLMSIE!" I heard someone yell as they all hugged me.

"Okay, Lemme introduce ya all!" A.J walked up behind me with even more people and stood behind men with his hands on my shoulders.

"Alex, this is Starkid. Starkid this is Alex!" he glared at me when he said my name.

"Everyone introduce yourselves!" A.J smiled and everyone stood in a straight line.

"Joey"
"Bonnie"
"Lauren"
"Jaime"
"Meredith"
"Brian H"
"Brian R"
"Joe"
"JoMo"
"Devin"
"Dylan"
"Nick"
"Matt"
"Lily"
"Jim"
"Arielle"
"Julia"
"Darren"
"Tyler"
"Ali"

They all stepped forward and waved or saluted when they said their name.

"Nice to meet you all!" I smiled at Ali.

"Oh, and call me A.J!"

"No! We've been through this Alex!" A.J started.

"Yes I know we have! But A.J is my name too, So shut your yap!" Everyone clapped and wooped then they all hugged me again.


Please tell me what ya think :) I've worked for a while on this and I want it to be perfect! If you have any suggestions or questions or ya wanna be in the story haha, just message me and I'll get back to ya :)
~ You, you are fatty!! Joey look at me when you are crying, YOU ARE FATTY!!
(aha I know it's a sad line, but I love it so much XD)
~ Emi
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