How to annoy (and possibly be murdered by) fictional characters
I wanted to make one of these soooo bad! I want ALL my quibblo friends to take this chalenge on! make a bunch of ways to annoy (and possibly get murdered by) your favorite book characters
Chapter 1
Nico Di Angelo these are how to get him to get really mad and possibly banish you to tarturus for all eternity
by:
SpazzyChickens
SpazzyChickens
#1: call him emo
#2 tell him neon pink is the new black. laugh at him if he believes you and walks around wearing neon pink
#3 tell him Thalia loves him. Bonus points if Thalia is in the room. Bonus Bonus points if Thalia beats him to death with her bow
#4 tell him you think emo guys are SMEXY. Laugh at him when he starts yelling at you about how he's not emo, then realises what you said and turns into a tomato
#5 FOUR WORDS: GIANT DANDILIONS OF DEATH (don't know what these are, but the hepheastus cabin might be able to whip something up)
#6 Make him listen too Justin Bieber instead of Mozart (he LOVES classical music)
#7 Tell him Justin Bieber is a son of Hades
#8 tell him Zues banned ALL people from acnoliging his existence. Bonus points if you get the camp to play along
#9 Dare him to sing the Gay Bar song to Percy (lol)
#10 sing I am a Banana by Onision to him (it po's everyone) forever! in an enless loop
#11 Call him old
#12 Tell him you thought Kronos was old when he tell's you his real age
#13 ask him about his past
#14 make him play 7 minutes in heaven with Percy (this will Piss Off Annabeth too)
#15 make him read a percy jackson fanfiction of him and Percy. A LOVE one (I'm sure there are some out there)
#16 make him listen to Miley Cyrus
#17 Dress up as Bianca and tell him you're back from the dead. When he finds out it's just you prepare to die (or opssibly find a way to escape to artantica forever). How to get out of dying (once you're OUT of the Bianca costume) start kissing him. then run away. He wil forget about EVERYTHING right away (possibly his own name, like Percy did in the Battle of the Labyrinth)
#18 poke him repeatedly saying "Poke of Death" every time you poke him or "Poke of DOOM!" and start singing the doom song. prepare to hide out in the big house for a few days
#19 throw pizza at him (it annoys EVERYBODY). Since he's Italian, throw pasta at him too (PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
#20 Tell him Percy is gay and has a crush on him. This will totally freak him out. Prepare to be murdered by Nico, Percy and Anabeth when they find out. I suggest hiding out in Russia for a year (in Soviet Russia you don't hide, Hide has you. i know BAD pun)
#2 tell him neon pink is the new black. laugh at him if he believes you and walks around wearing neon pink
#3 tell him Thalia loves him. Bonus points if Thalia is in the room. Bonus Bonus points if Thalia beats him to death with her bow
#4 tell him you think emo guys are SMEXY. Laugh at him when he starts yelling at you about how he's not emo, then realises what you said and turns into a tomato
#5 FOUR WORDS: GIANT DANDILIONS OF DEATH (don't know what these are, but the hepheastus cabin might be able to whip something up)
#6 Make him listen too Justin Bieber instead of Mozart (he LOVES classical music)
#7 Tell him Justin Bieber is a son of Hades
#8 tell him Zues banned ALL people from acnoliging his existence. Bonus points if you get the camp to play along
#9 Dare him to sing the Gay Bar song to Percy (lol)
#10 sing I am a Banana by Onision to him (it po's everyone) forever! in an enless loop
#11 Call him old
#12 Tell him you thought Kronos was old when he tell's you his real age
#13 ask him about his past
#14 make him play 7 minutes in heaven with Percy (this will Piss Off Annabeth too)
#15 make him read a percy jackson fanfiction of him and Percy. A LOVE one (I'm sure there are some out there)
#16 make him listen to Miley Cyrus
#17 Dress up as Bianca and tell him you're back from the dead. When he finds out it's just you prepare to die (or opssibly find a way to escape to artantica forever). How to get out of dying (once you're OUT of the Bianca costume) start kissing him. then run away. He wil forget about EVERYTHING right away (possibly his own name, like Percy did in the Battle of the Labyrinth)
#18 poke him repeatedly saying "Poke of Death" every time you poke him or "Poke of DOOM!" and start singing the doom song. prepare to hide out in the big house for a few days
#19 throw pizza at him (it annoys EVERYBODY). Since he's Italian, throw pasta at him too (PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
#20 Tell him Percy is gay and has a crush on him. This will totally freak him out. Prepare to be murdered by Nico, Percy and Anabeth when they find out. I suggest hiding out in Russia for a year (in Soviet Russia you don't hide, Hide has you. i know BAD pun)
24 Comments
haha! love it!
Ha ha ha so funny and amazing! i love it! you're LIEF AWESOME!
thanks! wich one was your favorite? Mine wa the last one. I actually put them in the order of how AWESOMELY FUNNY they are.
These were pretty funny but #17 was just cruel
i didn't think it was that cruel. did you read the rest of #17? YO WOULD HAVE KISSED HIM! HE WOULD BE HAPPY!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I Love it! =D
wich one was your fave? mine was #'s 20, and 5. GIANT DANDILIONS OF DEATH!
cmon! make another part to it! it IS a group story! PREASE! OLYMPIAN HERO! MAKE A CHAPTOR!
I didn't get a request, so I can't do it!!
I like #3 and #17. funny and also DON'T TALK TO MUSHROOMS!!! POKE OF DOOM OR POKE OF DEATH. the mushroom part was mine. MUSHROOMS ARE FUNGI, MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS PIE!!! GIANT DANLDILONS OF DEATH=I HAVE THEM AT HOME, I HAVE GIANT DANLDILONS IN MY BACKYARD. NOT KIDDING AND THEY ARE HUGE LIKE YOUR HAND!!! THIS IS LIEF AWESOME!!!
WTF? YO ARE SO WEIRD! and, yeah my hands ar kinda big (well big enough to play full size classical nylon string guitar)
I KNOW GIANT DANLDILONS ARE HUGE. I ALWAYS WIN AT ROCK,PAPER,SISSORS. I'LL TELL YOU A TRICK, GUN OR ROCK IS FOR ROOKIES.ALWAYS TRY TO USE PAPER OR SISCORS. HUMANS ARE HORRIBLE AT BEING RANDOM. HE HE HE
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Should do a Death the Kid one :P or Maka Albarn :) Heheheh OOORRR Tamaki Suoh :)
don't watch Soul Eater (yet, I think that's the anime). and don't know who Maka Albarn is, but I WILL do Tamaki! Doesn;t Todd Haberkorn dub Death the Kid in that? (I LOVE Todd Haberkorn!)
:O you dont?! Maka is from it ^^ Cant wait to read the tamaki one :P what bout ones for rest of host club? i could help :P hehehehee, erm Yes! he does! i LOVE his voice! x
oopss, didnt see ya had already made one :D its brill xxx
haha! i'm totally gonna try these on switzy. (i get it she gets it thats all that matters!)