Pranks.Limes.Trees.And You,George Weasley.

I laughed as Harry looked around confused.
I slapped his head. "Potter boy, Why you reading my diary?" I said in an imatation of Madeye. He flinched and looked up at me.
"Er Juliet....I was...er." "Reading my diary. I'm not stupid." I laughed and snatched the diary from him and stowed it in my trunk. "Molly said it's time to go."
"So you er fancy-" He was cut off by a loud crack. And suddenly someone was standing next to me. "Who fancies who?" George asked.
"I like limes. Mr. I like popping in at random moments and am an English dumbass."
"Language, Miss. Black." george repriminded,
"Whatever dipwad. Are you ready to go Harry?" I asked my god brother.
"Oh what. Yeah. My trunks already down stairs."
"Okay, Well then Dipwad here can take mine downstairs."
"Your wish is my command." George said bowing. I laughed. "Then take my trunk downstairs and then make me a chocolate cake."
"As you wish." And with a crack he and my trunk were gone. I laughed and Harry and I started walking downstairs. On our way down we heard George say; "Mum! juliet wants chocolate cake." Harry laughed. And ppoked me.
"DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POKED ME!" I snitched.
"HARRY! Don't poke Juliet!" My dad called up the stairs. I stuck my tongue out at harry.
When w reached the bottom of the stairs, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Fred, George and my dad were already there.
"Sup, midgets?" I asked to no one in particular.
"Midgets? Really? We are all taller than you, you know that right?" Ron asked. I stuck my tongue out. "Eh, I call you all midgets to make myself feel better about being short. At least I'm taller than Kreacher."I said shrugging.
"Did mistress call?" Kreacher asked. Kreacher adored me, muahahh! It ticked my dad off. Everyone else thought he was just some ugly stubborn traitor. r whatever. Except Hermione with her whole Spew thing.
"No Kreacher. But I would like some chocolate cake..." I trailed off. Kreacher disapparrated and when he reappeared he was holding a plate with chocolate cake on it. I smirked and took it. "Thanks Kreacher." He smiled and disappearrated.
"Hey, I still don't get why he likes you." My dad grumbled. I laughed.
"All house elfs love me! And I love chocolate cake." I said taking a bite of my cake. "I can think of a few other things you woud like too." Harry muttered. I kicked him in the private. He fell to the ground groaning. "I like limes too." I smirked. My dad, Ron and the twins were laughing. Hermione was holding back her laughter. Trying to be mature.Whatever. "Garsh Hermy why you gotta be so 'mature'?" I asked. She scowled at me. "Being Mature is Boring."
"Hence why your 15 and still use a nightlight." She shot back.
"Aw! Look guys Wittle Hermykins is insulting me. And Hermy if you must know the night light is to keep the bogart under my bed away, Wittle Perfect." I threw back.
"You really have a night light?" Ron asked confused. "Nope. It's a Ginnwig."
"Whats a Ginnywig?'' Harry asked. "It's my pet." And I gave no other explaination.
"What are we waiting for?'' I ask when Mrs. Weasley tells us the Advanced Guard is here.
"Sturgis Podmore isn't here yet." Lupin informs us walking into the room.
"oh. Well then...Sup Uncle Moony?" I asked earning a chuckle from him.

Finally we decide leave with out him. And to Mrs. Weasley's dislike my dad insists on coming with us in his animagis form, a dog.
"Kreacher." I announce.
"Yes Mistress Juliet?" "Please Have More Cake waiting for me in my dorm when I arrive at Hogwarts." I answer. "Yes Misstress Juliet." He said disapperating.
"You take advantage of him." Hermione accused. "Who? Me? Never." I said winking.
Ahhh...I love chocolate cake....

We were now on the platform about to board the train.
I leaned down to say good bye to my dad. I hugged him. "Bye, Dad." I whispered. He licked my face in response. "Ew. Really Dad? Yuck." I said wiping off slobber from my face.
We were now on the train Fred and George went off to talk 'buisness' with Lee and Hermy and Ron ditched us for perfect duties. So now it was just Harry Ginny and me trying to find and empty compartment.
"Why is everyone looking at me like i'm some escaped nutter?" Harry asked.
"Remember the Daily Prphet? Your the new play toy of Rita Skitter." I said. He rolled his eyes. We saw Neville at the end of the car.
"Hey! Wassup Neville, m'boy?" I asked. he laughed. And Ginny led us into a compartment that already had a girl inside of it.
"Hi!" the girl said looking up from her magazine she was reading upside down.
"Hey, Odd looking child I have no clue who you are." I sai smilling and sitting down next to Harry.
"Always the truth, Juliet." Ginny said shaking her head. "This is Luna Lovegood. A Ravenclaw, she's in my year." She then explained.
"Well Then Luna eh? Cool name. Imma call you alien." I announced. Harry, Neville and Ginny looked at me like I was crazy.
"That's Nice." Luna said going back to her magazine. "Luna means Moon you dim wits. It's Spanish well latin really." i explained. Ginny rolled her eyes. We began talking about random things. Then Neville showed us his birthday present, a Mimbulus Mimbletonia. He then poked it with his wand and we were covered in stinksap. Right before Cho Chang walked in, Harry's long time crush. Honestly in my opnion she was a ditzy girly girl and not that pretty.
Harry was obiously embarrased by the situation at hand. "Er, Hey Harry." She announced.
"Go away you awkward child. Can't you see my god brother is in state to talk to you. Garsh. We are covered in stinksap for godsake. Go away now unless you want me to hugg you." I threatened. She glared at me and left.
I smiled at Harry and Ginny. "Welcome!" I announced. Ginny smiled her thanks, harry scowled. Ginny then cleaned us off.

Hermione and Ron joined us to announce who the perfects were. And Guess what my favorite people in the whole world were Slytherin Perfects. Guess Imma have detention all year. ; )
Just then I see my dad's nmame on Luna's magazine. "Let me see your magazine." I say. She haded it to me.
I turn to the page about him. I laugh at the pages stupidness.
"Hahah! They think He's a a..." I can't continue I'n laughing so much. Harry lookes at the page. "It claims Sirius's alter-ego is a singer."
"Is that the Quibbler? Everything in there is RUbbish." Hermione exclaimed.
"My father's the editor." Luna claimed. Awkward.
I was still laughing. "You never know Hermy. For all we know My dad could be a singer." I said in between fits of laughter.
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Hope you all like. Comment. :) I am rewriting it. So no mistakes. :P Pic of girl Is Juliet.