11 Reasons Why I Shouldn't Become a Singer
I'm bored. Captured again 0.0 It's still all true, though.
1. First of all, I can't sing. If you've been around me, you cover your ears and drop to the ground.
2. I can't sing in front of others. I'm afraid for their ear drum safety, but I also have a tid-bit of stage fright.
3. Don't singers keep a constant diet? This is me on a diet:
Me: "Hey, I'm going to go on a diet."
You: "Uh, okay, when you starting?"
Me: "Today."
(Next Day and many scoops of ice cream later)
You: "How's that diet goin'?"
Me: "Um, I'm starting tomorrow, instead."
(Repeat over, and over, and over)
3. I have a guitar. It's a Lyon Electric. I LOVE IT.
I can't play it except the chorus on Smoke on the Water. :O
4. I can't do an audience ride. You know, when all those cool singers jump into the audience and the audience catches them and passes them along. With me? They'd avoid me and I'd land on the floor. >Ouch!
5. I can't dance. Singing is supposed to go with dancing. So, at my concert, I'll be walking, and singing, then trip over my own feet and break something.
6. Also, if I had a concert, I wouldn't have an audience. Hence number one. Oh, except my loyal dog, maybe. He's always cheerin' me on.
7. Has anyone thought about having allergies while preforming? Like, when I'm singing, I might get all teary and sneeze over and over. "Sneeze, sneezesneezesneeze, cough, cough, sneeze!" You'd so want my album then.
8. I am a musician. I love music. But I'd get distracted on stage and probably do a ten minute solo on the piano and forget to sing.
9. Say I saw a really attractive guy in the audience cheering me on. Bingo--loss of words.
10. You know Snow White who attracts cute little deer when she sings? At my concert, hornets and vultures would be crashing in through the windows. End of career!
11. I can't sing. Did I say that already? Except in the shower. Even then, I break the glass shower sliding door. We've gone through five already.
2. I can't sing in front of others. I'm afraid for their ear drum safety, but I also have a tid-bit of stage fright.
3. Don't singers keep a constant diet? This is me on a diet:
Me: "Hey, I'm going to go on a diet."
You: "Uh, okay, when you starting?"
Me: "Today."
(Next Day and many scoops of ice cream later)
You: "How's that diet goin'?"
Me: "Um, I'm starting tomorrow, instead."
(Repeat over, and over, and over)
3. I have a guitar. It's a Lyon Electric. I LOVE IT.
I can't play it except the chorus on Smoke on the Water. :O
4. I can't do an audience ride. You know, when all those cool singers jump into the audience and the audience catches them and passes them along. With me? They'd avoid me and I'd land on the floor. >Ouch!
5. I can't dance. Singing is supposed to go with dancing. So, at my concert, I'll be walking, and singing, then trip over my own feet and break something.
6. Also, if I had a concert, I wouldn't have an audience. Hence number one. Oh, except my loyal dog, maybe. He's always cheerin' me on.
7. Has anyone thought about having allergies while preforming? Like, when I'm singing, I might get all teary and sneeze over and over. "Sneeze, sneezesneezesneeze, cough, cough, sneeze!" You'd so want my album then.
8. I am a musician. I love music. But I'd get distracted on stage and probably do a ten minute solo on the piano and forget to sing.
9. Say I saw a really attractive guy in the audience cheering me on. Bingo--loss of words.
10. You know Snow White who attracts cute little deer when she sings? At my concert, hornets and vultures would be crashing in through the windows. End of career!
11. I can't sing. Did I say that already? Except in the shower. Even then, I break the glass shower sliding door. We've gone through five already.
1 Comment
Ha Ha Ha Ha! I want to be a singer!