How To Annoy My Favorite Book Charaters
how to make book charaters murder you. I accept requests for he charaters. i don't do twilight or anything like them. I hate them they are dumb. I do harry potter, percy jackson, and deltora quest.
Chapter 1
Percy Jackson
1.Tell him to unclog your toilet with his 'awesome toilet powers'
2.tied him to a anchor and throw him into the lake, when he comes out dry and fine, yell that he's a witch or wizard, i would move to china now
3.Tell him that Nico has a crush on him (warning that will make Nico really angry too)
4.Die his clothes yellow and his hair too
5. after that call him mellow yellow
6.tell him that Blackjack was jacked again
7.Tell him that Luke came back from the dead and likes him (Will make Him really really angry and freaked out)
8.call him "Poodle boy" in public places
9.Kiss him in front of Annabeth and Rachel, bonus points if you're a boy, bonus bonus points if you're Nico
10.Call him embrassing names in public
11. change his cellphone ringtone to Under the sea from the little mermaid
12. call him over and over again
13. Make the Aphoridite kids give him a make over and take his photo
14. mail it to Kronos and the gods and use it to kill monsters, easy they hate him.
15. Remind him that Tyson is his little brother in public
(Run to Antartica now, litteraly, if you done all of these, he's about to murder you)
2.tied him to a anchor and throw him into the lake, when he comes out dry and fine, yell that he's a witch or wizard, i would move to china now
3.Tell him that Nico has a crush on him (warning that will make Nico really angry too)
4.Die his clothes yellow and his hair too
5. after that call him mellow yellow
6.tell him that Blackjack was jacked again
7.Tell him that Luke came back from the dead and likes him (Will make Him really really angry and freaked out)
8.call him "Poodle boy" in public places
9.Kiss him in front of Annabeth and Rachel, bonus points if you're a boy, bonus bonus points if you're Nico
10.Call him embrassing names in public
11. change his cellphone ringtone to Under the sea from the little mermaid
12. call him over and over again
13. Make the Aphoridite kids give him a make over and take his photo
14. mail it to Kronos and the gods and use it to kill monsters, easy they hate him.
15. Remind him that Tyson is his little brother in public
(Run to Antartica now, litteraly, if you done all of these, he's about to murder you)



32 Comments
awesome ways 4 percy jackson lol!
The one I loved was #11. That was great!!
chapter 1 or 2?
Chapter 1.
Hahahaha! This is so good :) Could you please do Ron??
haha! mell yellow! funny!! I've got an extended one fot that: Make him drink Melo Yello soda and call him a canibal. Bonus points if you make him wear Mello cosplay.
DO THALIA! DO IT! CALL HER SPARKY IN IT TO! AND ANNABETH!
dude, you just, like read my mind.
WARNING DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME, SINCE YOU WILL BE SERIOUSLY HURT AND/OR KILLED PAINFULLY!! DUE TO THE FACT THAT ALL THE PEOPLE YOU CAN ANNOY HERE IS EITHER AND/OR DEMIGODS, WIZARDS, DELTORAINS, AND OLS. NEVER EVER TRY THEM AND DON'T BLAME ME IF SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY THEM. THAT IS FINAL. NO BLAMING ON ME OR USING THESE OR YOU WILL GET KILLED OR HURT, BADLY!! >:) MWA HA HA HA HA AHHH KRONOS EATS PIE!! AND IS WEARING PINK!!! HELP!! MY POOR EYES!! HE'S WEARING PINK!! AHHH!! PINK!!! AHHHH!
YES1 DONT TRY THEM AT HOME! I DON'T WANT ANYBOIDY SENT TO TARTURUS FOR BUGGING NICO! I DON'T WANT ANYBODY DROWNED BY PERCY, OR ELECTROCUTED BY THALIA! PLEASE DO NOT BUG ANYBODY! (unless you are suicidal and want to die) I DON'T WAN TO BE STRANGLED BY AN OL!
HAHAHA! I WAN OYU TO DO LEO NEXT! BUG HIM!
DRACO DRACO! DO DRACO!
YES LISTEN TO ME AND SHINIGAMIPRINCESS1999 OR DIE PAINFULLY. NONE OF THE KILLINGS ARE OUR FAULT. WARNING DO NOT TRY ANY OF THESE AT HOME. CHAPTER 2 #11 YOU CAN DO IF YOU REALLY HATE HATE LIKE HATE HATE DAIN. THOUGH IF HE SURVIVES....WELL BYE BYE. OK JUST LISTEN I AM NOT GOING TO BE BLAMED IF .. KRONOS WEARS PINK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S WEARING PINK!! SAVE ME POOR EYES!! THE HORROR OH THE HORROR SAVE MY SOUL!!! SOS HE'S WEARING PINK AHHHHH!
You should annoy Chiron next! DO IT! or Snape
Sure! Thanks for the idea!
I done L from Death Note!