Jingle Bombs
... I---this is funny.
TO THE TUNE OF JINGLE BELLS
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through check point A
But not through check point B
That's when I got shot in the a-s$
By the US Military
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Ladin promised me
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing I have left
Is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
"Stop thinking about it you perverts!"
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convent store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill you!!!
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With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through check point A
But not through check point B
That's when I got shot in the a-s$
By the US Military
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Ladin promised me
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing I have left
Is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
"Stop thinking about it you perverts!"
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convent store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill you!!!
Rate and Comment! Please!
10 Comments
Best song ever :)
ROTFFL!!!!!! I LUV THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Jade XD
XD I LOVE ACHMED!
Hahahaha. I kill you till your dead!
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!! XD
lolzz this is hilarious
Wow that's something......okay I agree it's funny at parts but really must you make war funnier than it already is come on
i hate this song
jeez sorry.
I LUV ACHMED!!!!! he rocks