What ones do you think are funny?

Please select all that apply.

• I used to have a open mind but my brains kept falling out
• I would agree with you but if I did we would both be wrong
• I want the bacon, eggs, and pancakes but without the bacon and eggs
• Guess what my house is full of? AIR
• What goes in the toilot? Water tornadoes!
• None of them are funny
• I have my own funny one and I will post it in the comments