Just a survey ;) 2

Who was your first kiss with?

Please select all that apply.

• My boyfriend/girlfriend.
• Some random kid at a party. I'll take what I can get.
• My friend.
• My wife/husband.
• My dog. He/she is a really good kisser.
• My cat. Tuna breath.... love it!
• My goldfish. He/she tasted werid.
• A tree. It was tree love! Give it? Tree love! Like true love but it was with a tree! Hahaha!
• My parent.
• Ur mom! hahahaha!
• Myself and the mirror. Lookin' good baby!
• A stranger on the street. I get lonely...
• My classmate.
• Some person after a game of spin the bottle.
• I forget.
• I've never kissed anyone.
• Other
• I am never kissing anyone! Haven't you heard of all the sickness that could be spread around?!

What was your first word?

• Mama/dada.
• Hi.
• Death!
• DESTROY!
• Doggy!
• Kitty!
• Creep!
• A swear word.
• Googoogagagagagaaa!
• Monkey!
• Firetruck!
• Zoom!
• OMG!
• Wonderful!
• Idk.
• What does it matter?
• Other

You are all alone in your house and it's midnight. You hear a knock at the front door. What do you do?

Please select all that apply.

• Scream and run around in circles.
• Grab a baseball bat and slowly proceed to the front door.
• Call your friend ask them to come over to your house to protect you.
• Run and hide in the closet.
• Just go open the front door and see who it is.
• Ask who it is and don't open the door unless you know the person.
• Call your parents and tell them you're scared.
• Get out the back door and run for your life.
• Grab a weapon and demand the person tell you why they're there.
• Open the door and happily greet whoever is at the door inside your home.
• Ignore the sound and go back to watching TV.
• Hide up in your room and enjoy your last few moments on earth. You just know it's a murder who wants to kill you!
• Start crying.
• Call all your friends and family to tell them you love them. This will most likely be the end.
• Open up the door, knock the person out with a frying pan and tie them up in your closet. Now they shall be yours forever!
• Yell at the person to go away.
• Other

You get a phone call and the person says, "Hey there! I'm your long lost cousin from Cheesehead Land. I'm in your town this week so you mind if I stop by your house? I'd love you meet you!" You reply:

Please select all that apply.

• "You were the creepy person who knocked on my door at midnight, weren't you?!"
• "Sure! It would be great to meet you."
• "Stalker! How do you know where I live?! Leave me alone!"
• "I um, think you have the wrong number..."
• "Awesome! Since you're from Cheesehead Land, could you bring some cheese too?"
• "No, you can't come to my house. I hate people."
• "Oh I get it! You're pranking me! Well two can play at this game! Go catch your fridge! Ha ha ha!"
• "Please don't call me again."
• "I need some identification if I am to let you into my home."
• "There is not even a place called 'Cheesehead Land.' You are lying."
• "I'm sorry but my house is under constition. Maybe some other time."
• "You're my cousin?! Cool! How are you?! What do you like to do?! Is Cheesehead Land fun?! Oh this is so exciting!"
• "No. Stay away from me you creep."
• "I knew you would find me one day!"
• "How are you related to me exactly?"
• I don't say anything and just hang up.
• Other

So sometimes we all feel sad. What do you do when you're sad?

Please select all that apply.

• I cry. Me: That is a good way to express yourself.
• I bottle it up inside so one day it just explodes out of me. Me: Oh, well if you are upset, it's okay to express you're feelings.
• I ignore it. Me: Well alright but if you're sad, it's okay to talk about it.
• I talk to my relatives/ friends about it/ Me: That's good. They can help.
• I seek advice from those over the internet. Me: That's good if it helps.
• I hide it but serectly cry when no one is around. Me: Oh, well sometimes it's okay to let others know you are upset.
• I complain to everyone about my problems. Me: At least you're talking but maybe don't tell total strangers about it.
• I punch people until i feel better. Me: Maybe you could do that on a pillow instead.
• I scream, cry and go on a rambage. Me: Well you are expressing yourself.
• I sit alone in a courner and cry until I can cry no longer. Me: Oh, you poor thing.
• I talk to plants about why I'm sad. Me: Wonderful idea!
• I throw a fitt until my problems are fixed. Me: OK then.
• Why should I tell you? Me: Well it's alright if you don't want to.
• I feel like I'm in thearpy... Me: Ah-huh. And how does that make you feel?
• This is a stupid question! Me: I respect your opinion.
• I inflict phyical pain on myself. Me: Don't do that! You could hurt yourself!
• I listen to music. Me: That's good!
• I do something fun to forget about it. Me: Nice idea.
• I sit there and think about how to fix my problems. Me: Cool.
• Other

Why do pigs fly? Or don't they fly?

Please select all that apply.

• I'm confused!
• Um, no? Yes?
• Yes.
• They don't fly.
• They can fly.
• I want to ride a flying pig!
• Birds fly so I guess pigs are birds then. Cool.
• You are crazy.
• They fly because they are awesome.
• They fly because they have super powers.
• They don't fly because they don't have wings!
• Since when do pigs fly?
• They fly because I made them.
• When pigs fly is when I will eat my own poo.
• Pigs can fly now! So now all the people that told me, 'I'll do that when pigs fly' have to do those things! Yes!
• You make no sense and these answers make no sense.
• Piggies are sooo cute!
• Ew, pigs are gross!
• Relatively speaking, a fly can fly because of it's buss factor. The buzz factor is made of up of different quotas. These quotas must be breaken down which the pig digestive stystem wouldn't allow. So no, they cannot fly I'f afraid.
• Other

It's party time man! Grab your toga! music plays Woo!

Please select all that apply.

• Woo hoo! Yay! Party!
• Toga! I love togas!
• Woot! Woot! dances
• I love parties!
• Huh?
• You said it's party time man when I'm a woman.
• Cool! I'll go buy a toga!
• Lucky for me a have serval togas!
• Oh no thank you, I partied last night.
• I don't like parties.
• Party! Yay! That means sugar!
• I don't get this.
• I'm so confused!
• Alright man. I'm down with that.
• Will there be candy?
• Awesome! Now I can pick up hot girls/guys!
• Sounds like fun.
• I'm not going. This is stupid.
• There is no party. You are insane.
• No way.
• I'll pass.
• Other