The Emperor Of Cream Crackers

The Emperor of Cream Crackers was lounging on his throne, eating Cream Crackers, of course.
He sighed, and put down the cracker miserably. "Whatever is the matter, my Majesty?" Asked The Emperor's butler, Sir Biscuit.
"These cream crackers are too dry, Sir Biscuit. I want you to find something to make them nicer." Commanded the Emperor.
"Right away, your Highness!" Sir Biscuit rushed out of the room.
One hour later, Sir Biscuit came back with five men.
Mr Cheese, Mr Cucumber, Mr Smoked Salmon, Mr Ham and Mr Chocolate Spread.
"These men have much flavour to offer you, my Majesty." Exclaimed Sir Biscuit.
"Let's see what they've got." The Emperor reached down and snatched up the five men.
A few minutes later, The Emperor declared he liked Mr Cheese the best. "But!" He added, "We now have flavour, but the crackers are still too dry!"
The Emperor snatched up Mr Cheese and a packet of crackers, got on his magical flying Potato Chip and flew off into the clouds.
He Climbed to the very top of Mount Dairy, to find a golded dish, encrusted with emeralds. The Emperor smiled to himself, he had found the Royal Butter.