Harry Potter Funny Repost
READ AND LAUGH YOUR BUTTS OFF
Chapter 1
some of these are disturbing...
List your fave 12 characters
1)Harry
2)Hermione
3)Ginny
4)Ron
5)Dumbledoor
6)Dobby
7)Luna
8)Sirius
9)Mrs. Weasley
10)Dobby
11)Neville
12)Kreacher
1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?
Dobby/Neville? Nooooo.....
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How much so?
Yes - ALMOST dreamy
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
EEEEEWWWWWW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
4) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Not really...
5) 5/9 or 5/10?
5/10 seems the most probable but honestly both kind of disturb me...
6) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing it?
She would probably say to watch our for radishes and then leave, accidentally spilling the beans.
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
AAAHHHH DISGUSTING NO PLOT AT ALL!!!!
8) Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
No, that's gross.
9) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
"YOU WILL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!"
10) If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?
I'm not sure but it would be sad and spirited
11) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
"Hey. I'm a house elf. How about comin' down to my cupboard so I can show you my bottle cap collection?"
12) What is 6's super-secret kink?
Um, not sure...
13) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DRUNK!!!!
14) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Disappointed. I have Neville/Luna in my HP fanfic.
15) How would you feel is 3/5 was canon?
GROSSED OUT but if Dumbledoor wasn't already dead Harry would KILL HIM.
16) 4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Dark Arts). What would they do about it?
Talk to him about it - ask why, what the extreme circumstance was, ect.
17) What is our favourite thing about 8, and why?
He gives his life for his godson.
18) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Mrs. Weasley? NO.
19) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
NO that would be WAY too weird.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Never...
21) What would 1 buy 12 as an unusual gift?
An old slytherin artifact
22) What is 7's patronus (if we don't know, make up something)? a Rabbit
now REPOST AND ENJOY THE EWNESS
1)Harry
2)Hermione
3)Ginny
4)Ron
5)Dumbledoor
6)Dobby
7)Luna
8)Sirius
9)Mrs. Weasley
10)Dobby
11)Neville
12)Kreacher
1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?
Dobby/Neville? Nooooo.....
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How much so?
Yes - ALMOST dreamy
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
EEEEEWWWWWW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
4) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Not really...
5) 5/9 or 5/10?
5/10 seems the most probable but honestly both kind of disturb me...
6) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing it?
She would probably say to watch our for radishes and then leave, accidentally spilling the beans.
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
AAAHHHH DISGUSTING NO PLOT AT ALL!!!!
8) Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
No, that's gross.
9) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
"YOU WILL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!"
10) If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?
I'm not sure but it would be sad and spirited
11) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?
"Hey. I'm a house elf. How about comin' down to my cupboard so I can show you my bottle cap collection?"
12) What is 6's super-secret kink?
Um, not sure...
13) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DRUNK!!!!
14) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Disappointed. I have Neville/Luna in my HP fanfic.
15) How would you feel is 3/5 was canon?
GROSSED OUT but if Dumbledoor wasn't already dead Harry would KILL HIM.
16) 4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Dark Arts). What would they do about it?
Talk to him about it - ask why, what the extreme circumstance was, ect.
17) What is our favourite thing about 8, and why?
He gives his life for his godson.
18) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Mrs. Weasley? NO.
19) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
NO that would be WAY too weird.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Never...
21) What would 1 buy 12 as an unusual gift?
An old slytherin artifact
22) What is 7's patronus (if we don't know, make up something)? a Rabbit
now REPOST AND ENJOY THE EWNESS



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