The Battle.
sorry this was coppied from a msn convo. ;) enjoy. and its really random and funny. and we dont spell everything right because at that point we didnt care. LOL.
Chapter 1
battle part 1
Zoe says:
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*NO
Zoe says:
*CHOPS OFF HEAD
WHAT ABOUT NOW
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*im dead but NO
Zoe says:
*GASP
ROBBS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*GASP UR FACE
*PUNCHES
Zoe says:
*OWIE
KICKS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*and steals money back
*and RUNNS
*FARTS
Zoe says:
*COUGHS FROM TOXIC FART
*AAAH!
WHAT DID YOU EAT GOD
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
ROLLS ON FLOOR SCREAMING FOR MOM
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*BEANS
*then i take my money and run
*FASYT
FAST
Zoe says:
*GETS UP
*RUNS LIKE BIG CHEETAH
*CATCHES UP TO
*PUTS HAND IN POCKET
*STEELS MONEY
*RUNS BACKWARDS
*STILL LOOKS AT BUT RUNS BACKWARDS
*DOESNT LOOK WHERE GOING
FALLS OFF CLIFF
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL AND THEN I LAUGH CLIMB DOWN THE CLIFF SEE YOU DEAD TAKE MY MONEY AND WAK AWAY
Zoe says:
LUCKLY FALLS ON LAND NEAR WATER
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*NO
Zoe says:
RUNS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*UR DEAD
Zoe says:
*LOL
NO.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*URDEAD
*DEAD
*DEAD
*DEAD
*!!!!!!
Zoe says:
*I FELL ON A FLUFFY MATRESS MADE OUT OF THE FLUFFIEST PANCAKE EVER
*EATS MATRESS
*YUM.
*RUNS AWAY
*SEES
*I CHALLENGE U TO A DUEL
*WHOEVER WINS.
GETS THE $
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
*OK
*SLICE OFF UR HEAD
*I WINN
Zoe says:
HEEY!
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND GET THE MONEY
Zoe says:
NO.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LO
*LOL
Zoe says:
*IM NOT DEAD
*LOL
WAIT,
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*U HAVE NO HEAD
*U CANT SEE
Zoe says:
GIVES SWORD AND SHIELD
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I TAKE THE MONEY AND WALK AWAY
Zoe says:
*FIIIIGHT!!
*STABS
WEE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*U HAVE NO HEAD
Zoe says:
SHIELDS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I WIN
Zoe says:
*AWW
THIS SUCKS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*SLICES OFF UR HEAD
Zoe says:
*TAKES MONEY EVEN IF DIDNT WIN
RUNS AWAY LAUGHING
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*:-O
*I CHASE AFTER U
Zoe says:
I RUN FASTER
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*STAB U INTO A WALL
*LET U HANG THERE
*GRAB MONEY AND RUN
*MUAHAHAHAH
Zoe says:
*STABS MONEY INTO WALL
*MINE.
*LAZOR-SHIELDS IT
*WEEE
*GETS SHOCKED BY
*ITS LITTLE DUST
*OW.
* TRANSFORMS INTO BIG HUGE GIANT
!** Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*GRR
*IBIT THE GIANTS BUTT
*THE GIANT
*CRYS
Zoe says:
ow
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND GIVES ME THE MONEY
Zoe says:
GET AWAY FROM MEEE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND RUNS TO MOMMY
Zoe says:
*TURNS INTO KITTY
*WTF?
WRONG ONE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
TURNS INTO SOUP
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I STOP THE KITTY
Zoe says:
*OMFG
I GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT..
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*DRINKS SOUP
Zoe says:
DANG
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
*TURNS INTO FFROG
YAAY.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*KISSES THE FROG
*LOL
Zoe says:
*EW
*BUT IM INSIDE YOUR STOMACH...
*PULLS ARM LINE
I WONDER WHAT THIS DOES..
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND I HAVE THE MONEY CAUSE UR IN ME
*BAM
*SMACKS MY MOMMY WITH MY ARM
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*NO
Zoe says:
*CHOPS OFF HEAD
WHAT ABOUT NOW
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*im dead but NO
Zoe says:
*GASP
ROBBS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*GASP UR FACE
*PUNCHES
Zoe says:
*OWIE
KICKS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*and steals money back
*and RUNNS
*FARTS
Zoe says:
*COUGHS FROM TOXIC FART
*AAAH!
WHAT DID YOU EAT GOD
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
ROLLS ON FLOOR SCREAMING FOR MOM
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*BEANS
*then i take my money and run
*FASYT
FAST
Zoe says:
*GETS UP
*RUNS LIKE BIG CHEETAH
*CATCHES UP TO
*PUTS HAND IN POCKET
*STEELS MONEY
*RUNS BACKWARDS
*STILL LOOKS AT BUT RUNS BACKWARDS
*DOESNT LOOK WHERE GOING
FALLS OFF CLIFF
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL AND THEN I LAUGH CLIMB DOWN THE CLIFF SEE YOU DEAD TAKE MY MONEY AND WAK AWAY
Zoe says:
LUCKLY FALLS ON LAND NEAR WATER
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*NO
Zoe says:
RUNS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*UR DEAD
Zoe says:
*LOL
NO.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*URDEAD
*DEAD
*DEAD
*DEAD
*!!!!!!
Zoe says:
*I FELL ON A FLUFFY MATRESS MADE OUT OF THE FLUFFIEST PANCAKE EVER
*EATS MATRESS
*YUM.
*RUNS AWAY
*SEES
*I CHALLENGE U TO A DUEL
*WHOEVER WINS.
GETS THE $
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
*OK
*SLICE OFF UR HEAD
*I WINN
Zoe says:
HEEY!
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND GET THE MONEY
Zoe says:
NO.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LO
*LOL
Zoe says:
*IM NOT DEAD
*LOL
WAIT,
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*U HAVE NO HEAD
*U CANT SEE
Zoe says:
GIVES SWORD AND SHIELD
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I TAKE THE MONEY AND WALK AWAY
Zoe says:
*FIIIIGHT!!
*STABS
WEE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*U HAVE NO HEAD
Zoe says:
SHIELDS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I WIN
Zoe says:
*AWW
THIS SUCKS
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*SLICES OFF UR HEAD
Zoe says:
*TAKES MONEY EVEN IF DIDNT WIN
RUNS AWAY LAUGHING
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*:-O
*I CHASE AFTER U
Zoe says:
I RUN FASTER
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*STAB U INTO A WALL
*LET U HANG THERE
*GRAB MONEY AND RUN
*MUAHAHAHAH
Zoe says:
*STABS MONEY INTO WALL
*MINE.
*LAZOR-SHIELDS IT
*WEEE
*GETS SHOCKED BY
*ITS LITTLE DUST
*OW.
* TRANSFORMS INTO BIG HUGE GIANT
!** Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*GRR
*IBIT THE GIANTS BUTT
*THE GIANT
*CRYS
Zoe says:
ow
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND GIVES ME THE MONEY
Zoe says:
GET AWAY FROM MEEE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND RUNS TO MOMMY
Zoe says:
*TURNS INTO KITTY
*WTF?
WRONG ONE
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
TURNS INTO SOUP
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*I STOP THE KITTY
Zoe says:
*OMFG
I GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT..
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*DRINKS SOUP
Zoe says:
DANG
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*LOL
Zoe says:
*TURNS INTO FFROG
YAAY.
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*KISSES THE FROG
*LOL
Zoe says:
*EW
*BUT IM INSIDE YOUR STOMACH...
*PULLS ARM LINE
I WONDER WHAT THIS DOES..
!* Мэяνΐƞ DэΜэɭɵ **! says:
*AND I HAVE THE MONEY CAUSE UR IN ME
*BAM
*SMACKS MY MOMMY WITH MY ARM



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