100 Random Things (Taken from DarkWizardCatcher)

1. Hello.
2. My name is Watchless.
3. No, I'm just kidding.
4. I am hungry right now.
5. But my stomach hurts, so I can't eat :/.
6. I love life.
7. Well, most of the time.
8. Sometimes life hurts.
9. My brother is obsessed with Mario.
10. He's watching me type this out.
11. He thinks that Harry Potter sucks (LOL I can see Soul running up with a FPoD...)
12. I love my Swiss watch.
13. That's why I said I'm Watchless.
14. Because I'm wearing a watch.
15. Skillet rules.
16. I'm wearing a pink shirt.
17. No, I did not steal it from Yumi.
18. She said if I didn't get her a pink shirt, she'll tell Fred I like him :/.
19. That would just be embarrassing.
20. I love blue flashy things.
21. England is part of my heritage.
22. I mean, seriously. Who doesn't like England?
23. Ketchup is a crime.
24. My brother is laughing at me.
25. Now he's kicking his foot up like a dork.
26. flashbacks "Feet off the table..."
27. Hehehe.
28. We listened to the radio play all night, didn't wanna go home to another fight.
29. That's "Those Nights" by Skillet.
30. It's me and mah sistah's song ;).
31. I am so tired.
32. Yet I'm hyper.
33. You should be scared of cows.
34. Especially if they're in herds of 3.
35. Know why?
36. I won't tell you why.
37. I'll just leave you there to figure it out on your own. >:)
38. So be afraid.
39. Of cows.
40. In herds of 3.
41. Oh look! It's 3:26.
42: I am so sad.
43. Actually, I'm not.
44. But my tummeh hurtssss.
45. My brother just got slapped in da face three times.
46. And got his hair pulled, because he touched my glasses.
47. My glasses are my life.
48. glares at bro
49. Sometimes...
50. Erm, so what's up?
51. The sky.
52. Some random gasses.
53. The cosmos.
54. My brother once I throw him up there >:).
55. He just fake punched me.
56. I just really punched him.
57. I'm not a mean sister.
58. No, I'm not.
59. Punching your siblings is perfectly normal.
60. My bro thinks that to be awesome, you must live your life in slo-mo.
61. He's retarted.
62. Well, not really.
63. But once, he was playing with bath toys. In a dry bathtub. With clothes on.
64. And no water.
65. .....
66. So think twice before calling me crazy.
67. Because I live in the same house as him.
68. Aye.
69. Jen Ledger is an amazing singer.
70. She sang "Yours To Hold" and it was BEAUTIFUL!
71. If you don't know who Jen Ledger is, then go search her up.
72. Right now.
73. Right now.
74. Right now.
75. I hope that's convinced you.
76. I want to smack a person with a FPoD.
77. AWWW my bro left the room.
78. I was liking the whole thing where I talked about him.
79. About punching him >:).
80. Check out this.
81. does something
82. Dang, you couldna see it.
83. Yes, that was a Scottish accent.
84. But I can do a better Brittish accent.
85. Ya know why?
86. Because I'm 1/4 British.
87. Totally.
88. 1/4 Polish, as well.
89. And then 1/2 Mom :P.
90. Yeahhh my toe ring is annoying me.
91. It's purple.
92. And pretty.
93. It's from GERMANY!
94. No, I'm serious.
95. My parents just got back from meetings in Switzerland.
96. Yeah, they're pastors.
97. DEAL WITH IT.
98. No one talks bad about my family or I'll hurt them.
99. You shoulda seen the last guy that did it.
100. He was never heard of again.