Jokes About Twilight
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1. Dear Jacob,
I win.
Sinerely, Edward.
2. They say blondes have all the fun...but Edward perfers brunetts
3. Forget princess. I want to be a vampire when I grow up
4. My boyfriend has my heart, but Edward can have my neck
5. Somebody told me today, "Twilight is taking over your life."
My reply, "And your point is...?"
6. When life gives Edward lemons...he throws them at Jacob
7. "Hi Jasper, kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
8. Hogworts schmogworts. Send me to Forks!
9. Dam you, Jacob Black!...You gave me fleas!
10. Halfway through New Moon, I started screaming, "Where's Edward?!"
11. I went to the doctor the other day...and called him Carlisle
12. Bella doesn't want no mutt...She's a fang banger!
13. Renesmee...Jacob made out with your mom...Twice.
14. O.C.D (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)
15. Team Edward: Because I'd rather freeze than have a personal space heater
16. Cullen boys are just like photato chips...you can't just have one
17. Thanks to Stephanie Meyer, everytime I hear thunder, I think of vampires playing baseball
18. True friends go see Twilight with you
19. WARNING:
Twilight may cause
1. Loss of sleep
2. Delay in assignments
3. Obsession with vampires
I win.
Sinerely, Edward.
2. They say blondes have all the fun...but Edward perfers brunetts
3. Forget princess. I want to be a vampire when I grow up
4. My boyfriend has my heart, but Edward can have my neck
5. Somebody told me today, "Twilight is taking over your life."
My reply, "And your point is...?"
6. When life gives Edward lemons...he throws them at Jacob
7. "Hi Jasper, kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."
8. Hogworts schmogworts. Send me to Forks!
9. Dam you, Jacob Black!...You gave me fleas!
10. Halfway through New Moon, I started screaming, "Where's Edward?!"
11. I went to the doctor the other day...and called him Carlisle
12. Bella doesn't want no mutt...She's a fang banger!
13. Renesmee...Jacob made out with your mom...Twice.
14. O.C.D (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)
15. Team Edward: Because I'd rather freeze than have a personal space heater
16. Cullen boys are just like photato chips...you can't just have one
17. Thanks to Stephanie Meyer, everytime I hear thunder, I think of vampires playing baseball
18. True friends go see Twilight with you
19. WARNING:
Twilight may cause
1. Loss of sleep
2. Delay in assignments
3. Obsession with vampires
85 Comments
ha ha funny!
That's great, except:
O.C.D. (Obssessive Carlisle Disorder). XD
oops, forgot an s. oh no, what a nightmare!
XD I don't know if it needs that extra 's' I just meant Carlisle rather than Cullen, at least in my case. :D
OOOH! I didn't notice that. haha thats funny
OMFG ROTFFL I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!
~Jade XD
hahaha lol!!!!!!!!!!
lol
I HAVE OECD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
We made the Edward Disorder :'D
But Still... Edward's Lemons xD just died!!!
Ahhh Gooo Twilighhhhht! I lubb it ^_^
Lol that made me laugh!! The werewolves look 2 cute 2 be scarey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (When they're wolves not humans by the way.) :P
thats funny and in all those warnings that happen to me now i cant sleep thanks to twlight lolzz
The last one on the second chapter never fails to make me laugh. It's so true! XD
Number 8 SUCKS. GO HP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was just supposed to be a joke
totally agree!! HP ALL THE WAY!!!! these were funny though
I like hp 2 that dosent mean 8 sucks
YES I TOTTALLY AGREE! And the girl that made this called me a bad word D=