URGENT!!! PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!1!!111ONE!!1

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...Huh? I thought I told you not to read this? ...Ah well, now that you're here, I might as well tell you what's up...

Chapter 1

My Momma

by:

Darth_Pwnage

S-so, my problem is... No, it's too horrible to say...

...MY MOM JUST ADMITTED HER SEXUAL CRUSH ON PITBULL TO ME AND I WAS LIKE... Wtf? I mean, my mom is like 46 and Pitbull is like 30 and my mom is a psychotic hippy and-just wtf man?
PLEASE HELP!!! I AM THINKING OF THROWING MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE AND/OR HUNTING DOWN THE RAPPER PITBULL AND GETTING A REAL PITBULL TO TEAR HIS THROAT OUT!!!

I'll never see Pitbull in the same light again... This is just so wrong and so many different levels. Please hwelp! D:

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24 Comments

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iRoos 08-22-2011 at 12:40 PM 2 0
kill Pitbull, kill your mom
problem solved ^_^
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:51 AM 0 0
Best. Advice. Ever! :D
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SineDoloreActe 08-22-2011 at 3:01 PM 0 0
I have a rainbow bazooka that turns people into pink rubber ducks.... You can borrow it!
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:52 AM 0 0
Thank you! :3
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:52 AM 0 0
Thank you! :3
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:52 AM 0 0
Thank you! :3
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:52 AM 0 0
Thank you! :3
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:53 AM 0 0
WHOA!!! Double-DOUBLE post! o.O
Oops... xD
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SineDoloreActe 08-23-2011 at 7:21 AM 0 0
Gives you rainbow bazooka and grins
Have fun!
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JulyLovesYa 08-22-2011 at 3:03 PM 0 0
hahahahahah :'D
just make sure the bridge is high enough. ^_^
lol joking :DD
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:54 AM 0 0
You better be... >:c
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JulyLovesYa 08-23-2011 at 1:40 PM 0 0
I am :P don't worry, my mom has a crush on Jhonny Depp so ik wat ur taklin about xD
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Ericiseric 08-22-2011 at 4:37 PM 0 0
Isnt a pitbull a dog?
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LGdancer4ever 08-22-2011 at 4:45 PM 0 0
pitbull is the name of a rapper in america
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LGdancer4ever 08-22-2011 at 4:46 PM 0 0
and a dog....
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Schizophrenic_Phoenix 08-23-2011 at 12:34 AM 0 0
um......lol?
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Darth_Pwnage 08-23-2011 at 6:56 AM 0 0
So, you think this is funny do you...? WELL IT ISN'T!!! D:
I'm tired of my mom getting weird crushes on weird people. The last dude she had a crush on was Nicolas Cage... puke
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TaylorBlack 08-23-2011 at 4:38 PM 0 0
The last person your mom has a crush on was NICOLAS CAGE. Ummm Puke/dead

Just tell her how much it annoys you when she tells you stuff like this.
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Darth_Pwnage 08-25-2011 at 8:13 AM 0 0
I have, and she just does it even more to annoy me. :c
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xcarla 08-26-2011 at 6:24 AM 0 0
This is really funny. Guess your mom really likes him.
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BleedMyHeartOut4U 08-26-2011 at 3:20 PM 0 0
That's some real emo,violent stuff you said I think you need some help like from a theripist I am just saying!
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Darth_Pwnage 08-28-2011 at 8:56 AM 0 0
lolwat? o.O
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MagicalPubes 08-31-2011 at 2:24 AM 0 0
there's that song "Rain over me" by Pitbull n mark Anthony....n if u actually listen 2 lyrics(which i sadly did) ull see that Peebull likes his girls "sexy classy sassy".So tell that 2 ur mom=>she discovers that peebull wont eva marry her=>depression=>1 year later back to normal and no1 died as Roos said^
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athenadagreat 04-04-2012 at 10:12 PM 0 0
HA. Tell your mom, that she can be his cougar and he can be her pitbull :p