HOW TO ANNOY!
I LOVE MAKING THESE!
Poke him (RUN!)
Call him Arty (run for yo life)
Call him "Fairy Princess Artemis" (prepare to die)
Tell him he's a stupid little kid (prepare for a roundhouse kick to the jaw, and a few fatal wounds with blow darts)
Tell him Father left them because his mom was a nutter (again, prepare to die)
Make Lemurs attack him (makes sence if you've read the 6th book, witch I have not)
Tell him Irish/English people suck
Tell him Fairies don't exist (even though oyu know they do, if you know him you might be familiar with Holly Short for LEPrecon)
Throw The Book at him
Dye his hair BRIGHT pink.
Call the insane hotline for his mother, or him (press the button for delusional)
Make him carry all his exipment across a two fields, a bog, and a stile (from the first book)
Super Glue a kick me sign to his back. Holly will enjoy this one
Make Butler call him Bocchan (japanese for young master) this will confuse him and make him mad (he doesn;'t like not knowing things)
Infect his computer with a dangerous incidious computer virus (procede to send him the song Virus Alert by weird al yankovic)
Call him "Moon Boy"
Ask him why he has a girls name
Call him Diana (the Roman version of Artemis. He should be smart enough to figure out why you called him this) Prepare to die
Talk to him in ONLY Swahili
Call him a "Delusional Git"
Run up to him and poke him in his face and yell "OMG! I POKED A FAIRY!" and run away (prepare to die)
Call him Arty (run for yo life)
Call him "Fairy Princess Artemis" (prepare to die)
Tell him he's a stupid little kid (prepare for a roundhouse kick to the jaw, and a few fatal wounds with blow darts)
Tell him Father left them because his mom was a nutter (again, prepare to die)
Make Lemurs attack him (makes sence if you've read the 6th book, witch I have not)
Tell him Irish/English people suck
Tell him Fairies don't exist (even though oyu know they do, if you know him you might be familiar with Holly Short for LEPrecon)
Throw The Book at him
Dye his hair BRIGHT pink.
Call the insane hotline for his mother, or him (press the button for delusional)
Make him carry all his exipment across a two fields, a bog, and a stile (from the first book)
Super Glue a kick me sign to his back. Holly will enjoy this one
Make Butler call him Bocchan (japanese for young master) this will confuse him and make him mad (he doesn;'t like not knowing things)
Infect his computer with a dangerous incidious computer virus (procede to send him the song Virus Alert by weird al yankovic)
Call him "Moon Boy"
Ask him why he has a girls name
Call him Diana (the Roman version of Artemis. He should be smart enough to figure out why you called him this) Prepare to die
Talk to him in ONLY Swahili
Call him a "Delusional Git"
Run up to him and poke him in his face and yell "OMG! I POKED A FAIRY!" and run away (prepare to die)
55 Comments
LOL!! I NEVER READ THE BOOK BEFORE BUT IT'S SOOOO FUNNY!!! YOU'RE LIEF AWESOME!!!
read those books they're awesome! pokes Artemis and screams OMG I POKED A FAIRY BOY
HAHAHA! I haven't read all of them, but I will.
LOL!!!
Omgosh i love artemis fowl....have you read the atlantis complex, its the newest one it came out a couple months ago, if you have you should have sang artemis and holly sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G....heehee
NOT FINISHED WITH THE FIRST ONE YET. BUT I LIVE IT!
lol so do i, i have also determined that my perfect guy is 1/5 artemis fowl jr (artemis fowl), 1/5 percy jackson (percy jackson), 1/5 seely booth (off bones), 1/5 Simon ( mortal instruments), and 1/5 fang (maximum ride)
U WATCH BONES? I LOVE BONES!
These things are my life! Artemis' smartness, Percy's friendliness, Booth's protectiveness, Simon's relatableness, and Fang's... Mysteriousness
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY MORBID BONE WATCHING GIRL OUT THERE (other than my bestest friend) YAAYY I AM NOT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO U R NOT! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIMMA GO BUG MOON BOY AGAIN...
Lol have you ever watched psych?????? another one of my faves, look at my profile pic to see more of my favorite things
who should i annoy next? OOH! I know! Light Yagami!
Do harry potter or me!! you know what annoys me!! or do you!!!! >:)
WARNING: DO NOT BUG ITALY, YOU WILL MOST LIKELYMAKE HIM CRY AND THEN DOITSU WILL KILL YOU