My F---ed Up Dreams.
I'm an insane girl, which makes for insane dreams. And these are just the ones I remember.
Chapter 1
Hunger Games/Hamtaro/HP/Oh, Holy Night??
Okay, this one was a few weeks ago. I was in the Hunger Games, from District Twelve, and my district partner was Peeta. And Hermione Granger. :) And each district had a mentor that was IN the Games with them, and ours for some reason was Finnick Odair. And there were two rows of tents. The front row was Districts 1-7, who had an alliance, and the second row of tents was 8-12, who had an alliance. No one, apparently, thought to cross the invisible line separating our tents to attack. Our alliance was dying, because we didn't have food or water. So I was sent out to find some. So I snuck to the front of the District One and Two tents, where there was a kiddie pool. (I know, lame.) I was trying to be sneaky, so I'm all like, Oh, yeah, I'll be sneaky and stick my torso in the kiddie pool and drink like crazy and have my butt and legs sticking out. No one will ever see me. So I stayed like that for a while. Then, I heard rustling, so I ducked behind this tree. First off, before the weird part, I found mushrooms and stuffed my face with them. (And I didn't even bring any back to my alliance.... I know, I'm smart. XD) Then, Districts 1 & 2 came out, and it turns out, hold up, do y'all know what Hamtaro is? If not, look it up. Well, they were Hamtaro hamsters. GIANT Hamtaro hamsters. And everyone know hamsters can't swim, so they were trying to paddle across the kiddie pool on a leaf. (Which doesn't make sense, because they were people-sized...) So, being sneaky yet AGAIN, I sprinted past the 1-7 tents, and they shot flaming arrows and stuff at me. I made it, and I found out there was a playground next to the 8-12 tents? Where everyone was. It was raining JUST in the playground, and everyone was gathered there. I couldn't find Peeta, so I asked Hermione where he was. She replied with a casual, "Oh, while you were gone, all the guys died." And I was like, "Oh, well that's sad." So (it was still raining) we all crouched down on our knees and started singing Oh, Holy Night together. I was thinking, This is stupid, the other people will find us. But after we finished, Peeta was miraculously back and Hermione was gone. And Katniss was somewhere...
Then I woke up.
So, basically it was a bunch of shit smushed together. All of my dreams are. Get used to it.
Then I woke up.
So, basically it was a bunch of shit smushed together. All of my dreams are. Get used to it.



51 Comments
Lmao... interesting. xD
Hahaha this was hilarious. I have many dreams like this to, well not like this one, but ones where i start talking to giant waffles and then fly on a bee shouting WHERE ARE MY MINIONS???? and stuff like that.... but anyways this was awesome
What??! I said "Screw Darren"?!?!?!?!?! NEVER! but that was the best dream ever! XD I had one a long time ago about AVPM AND Harry Potter mashed up and how I was in it and Ginny just didn't exist and I got Darren/Harry:)
Yeah, sorry, I can't control my dreams. :) But, looking back on it, it makes me giggle at the thought of you saying that. (:
OHMYGOD! I want your dreams!:D
My dreams rule. :D
My dreams are retarded too. I had a dream a while ago that all my friends had a secret meeting at home depot without me!
The best part was when the plane crashed into the stage. XD I can totally see that. XD XD XD
You confuzzle me, strange chi.ld. HAHAHAHA!
I confuzzle myself sometimes, too. :)
One word: WOW!!! Lol, I have had my share of creepy dreams. I think the weirdest one was a couple of nights ago. I dreamed that I was like a native in war, and me and another young girl that looked around 17 were just about to go fight. I tried to run ahead when the girl spun me around by my shoulders and looked me in the eyes. "Life is to short, don't waste it." That was the last thing she said before some one threw a spear at her chest. Then I bolted up in bed. I think I should go see a doctor
Another time I dreamed that it was almost like I was me, but in a past life, from like the early 19 hundreds. At first I was only a little girl, and my family must have been poor. I was in a sort of play yard and other kids were running around and laughing. I smiled and looked up at a man who must have been my father. He just shook his head sadly and had to lead me out. Then I was like 17, and I was in a really old shop. I was with this boy, and I knew in the dream I loved him........
...... He said something to me in a different langauge, though in the dream I think I understood. He bent down and kissed me. I kissed back and then....... Some one bombed the shop. When I had whose dreams I was up at my cottage. On the last day that I was there was when the shop was bombed in the dream. I've never had another one of those dreams since. And that is why I now believe in re-incarnation.......... Yepp, defenately going to see the doctor after this........... But anyways cool dreams
You have seriously awesome dreams XD
You have strange dreams. I had a super weird one once where I was riding on a bee with Nick Jonas, and we were being chased by twilight nerds ( I could tell they liked twilight because they all had Ream Edward shirts on) and they were throwing rocks and fish at us. Finally Nick told me, "I have to sacrifice myself, FOR YOU!" And then he jumped off the bee into the crowd and, I'm assuming, he died to save me from rabid twilight nerds. :)