If you remotely like Harry Potter then you will find this funny.
List your 12 favorite characters: 1 Draco, 2 Ron, 3 Harry, 4 Hermione, 5 Snape, 6 Dumbledore, 7 Fred, 8 George, 9 Ginny, 10 Hagrid, 11 Rita Skeeta, 12 Dobby!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Dumbledore/Rita Skeeta???? HELL TO THE NO!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I guess Hermione is pretty.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Dobby got George Pragnant??!! FTW.
4) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ron and Dumbledore? I'm gonna say no.....
5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Snape with Ginny or Hagrid!!!!!!!!
6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it? Yea i can so imagine Fred walking in on his baby brother doing it with a house elf. He would Probably vomit and be scared for life.
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Hermione wants to shag Malfoy? IN YOUR FACE ROMIONE!!! Just kidding, I like Ron and her as a couple. No idea...Get Draco drunk? They'd be a cute couple if he didn't keep calling her a mudblood.
8) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Ron/Hermione/Snape? I think so...
9) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hagrid finding Norbert!!!!!!
10) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? George... let's see... Turning Tables? Obviously George wouldn't sing it tho....
11) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hagrid on Ron!?!?!? I don’t even want to think about that one!
12) What is Six's super-secret kink? Addiction to wooly socks!!
13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Very Very Very Very Very Drunk!!!
14) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Awkward.....
15) How would you feel if Three/Five was canon? Harry and Snape? I think I’d but the book down…
16)4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Darks Arts) what would they do about it? Hermione? Stun him then get a teacher or something...
17)What is our favorite thing about 8 and why? What I like about George is everything. Hes just so kind, and sweet, and perfect, And Funny.... Daydream Eyes...
18) Do you recall any fics about Nine? No. But i think that there shud be.
19) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? disturbing to think of…
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday.
21)What would 1 buy 12 as an usual gift? I he did (which he wouldn't) I would probs be a wooly hat or something.
22)What is seven's patronus (if we know make up something different)? A Fox!!!
Now do your own!!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Dumbledore/Rita Skeeta???? HELL TO THE NO!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I guess Hermione is pretty.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Dobby got George Pragnant??!! FTW.
4) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ron and Dumbledore? I'm gonna say no.....
5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Snape with Ginny or Hagrid!!!!!!!!
6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it? Yea i can so imagine Fred walking in on his baby brother doing it with a house elf. He would Probably vomit and be scared for life.
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Hermione wants to shag Malfoy? IN YOUR FACE ROMIONE!!! Just kidding, I like Ron and her as a couple. No idea...Get Draco drunk? They'd be a cute couple if he didn't keep calling her a mudblood.
8) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Ron/Hermione/Snape? I think so...
9) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hagrid finding Norbert!!!!!!
10) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? George... let's see... Turning Tables? Obviously George wouldn't sing it tho....
11) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hagrid on Ron!?!?!? I don’t even want to think about that one!
12) What is Six's super-secret kink? Addiction to wooly socks!!
13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Very Very Very Very Very Drunk!!!
14) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Awkward.....
15) How would you feel if Three/Five was canon? Harry and Snape? I think I’d but the book down…
16)4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Darks Arts) what would they do about it? Hermione? Stun him then get a teacher or something...
17)What is our favorite thing about 8 and why? What I like about George is everything. Hes just so kind, and sweet, and perfect, And Funny.... Daydream Eyes...
18) Do you recall any fics about Nine? No. But i think that there shud be.
19) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? disturbing to think of…
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday.
21)What would 1 buy 12 as an usual gift? I he did (which he wouldn't) I would probs be a wooly hat or something.
22)What is seven's patronus (if we know make up something different)? A Fox!!!
Now do your own!!!
0 Comments
No comments yet!