Bella, You Belong With Me - Twilight Parady

You're in the woods
With your vampre Edward Cullen
He's always whining and complaining
He's so sullen
Cause he doesn't
Get your human
Like I do

I'm at the gym
It's a typical tuesday night
Liften the kind of weights
He doesn't like
And he'll never
Know your family
Like I do

But he sparkles
And I'm so hairy
He's so se(x)y
And I'm so scary
Dreamin bout the day
When you'll wake up and find
That you hate vampires
And love canines

If you could see
That I'm the wolf
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me?

Haning out in Forks
While he's in Italy
I can't help thinking
This is how it ought to be
Howlin at the moon
Thinkin to myself
Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?

And you got a beauty
That could light up
This whole town
I haven't seen it since
He brought those
Biters around
You say you're fine*
I know you better than that
Hey, whatcha doin
With a sucker so wack?

He's so pale
I'm so tan
He's kinda witchy
And I'm all man
Dreamin bout the day
When you'll wake up and find
That you hate vampires
And love canines


If you could see
That I'm the wolf
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me?

instrumental part

If you could see
That I'm the wolf
Who understands you
I'm down on all fours
So why can't you see?
You belong with me?

If you could see
That I'm the wolf
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me?

*And she does say she's fine... all the time