the falling horn of the unicorn (: funny story :)
this story is about Lucy Llama, Divon Deer, Ustes Unicorn, and Susie Snake. lucy has a irish accent. divon sounds like a jocky american. ustes has a brittish accent and Susie is alstrian.
Lucy Llama and Ustes Unicorn are in a lobby at the empire state building.
Lucy- hello Ustes!
Ustes- Hello Lucy.
Lucy- why the long face?
Ustes- I'm related to horses. i naturally have a long face.
Lucy- no! You look sad, thats what I was meaning.
Ustes- oh. I found out that my horn could fall off any day now. And it depresses me. Because then I would be a horse, a pink and green horse. i'd have to change my name to harry and Move to alaska.
Lucy- oh my.
Ustes- yes. Oh my would be correct. horn falls off of head Dang.
Lucy- I have some super gluein my purse. would you like some to help with your horn?
Ustes- that would be awesome. Thank you.
Lucy- appys super glue to both horn and Ustes's head. Give this some time and it should stay! walks out of the Lobby.
Ustes- says in whisper Thank you Lucy.
Ustes is now on a subway with Divon Deer.
Divon- what is up with your horn?
Ustes- i had to super glue it- horn falls off again - back.
Divon- haha! you loser. walks away from Ustes
Ustes- sigh
Susie snake enters the scene.
Susie- WoAh! Ustes! Whats appened here?
Ustes- My horn keeps on falling off. It really sucks.
Susie- oh dear. I've got some string in my pack, you think that would help?
Ustes- that would be helpful.
susie- takes off pack and gets string. here yah go. raps ustes head in string and sicures horn.
(ustes, unable to talk, must mummble. have fun trying to read this.)
Ustes- maymoo whoy. (thank you susie)
Susie- Oh dear. i guess I should have left your mouth out of it. sorry ust.
Ustes- mit mo may (its ok)
ustes's horn had stayed in place with that string for the rest of his life, he also couldn't talk, but could only mumble.
The end.
Lucy- hello Ustes!
Ustes- Hello Lucy.
Lucy- why the long face?
Ustes- I'm related to horses. i naturally have a long face.
Lucy- no! You look sad, thats what I was meaning.
Ustes- oh. I found out that my horn could fall off any day now. And it depresses me. Because then I would be a horse, a pink and green horse. i'd have to change my name to harry and Move to alaska.
Lucy- oh my.
Ustes- yes. Oh my would be correct. horn falls off of head Dang.
Lucy- I have some super gluein my purse. would you like some to help with your horn?
Ustes- that would be awesome. Thank you.
Lucy- appys super glue to both horn and Ustes's head. Give this some time and it should stay! walks out of the Lobby.
Ustes- says in whisper Thank you Lucy.
Ustes is now on a subway with Divon Deer.
Divon- what is up with your horn?
Ustes- i had to super glue it- horn falls off again - back.
Divon- haha! you loser. walks away from Ustes
Ustes- sigh
Susie snake enters the scene.
Susie- WoAh! Ustes! Whats appened here?
Ustes- My horn keeps on falling off. It really sucks.
Susie- oh dear. I've got some string in my pack, you think that would help?
Ustes- that would be helpful.
susie- takes off pack and gets string. here yah go. raps ustes head in string and sicures horn.
(ustes, unable to talk, must mummble. have fun trying to read this.)
Ustes- maymoo whoy. (thank you susie)
Susie- Oh dear. i guess I should have left your mouth out of it. sorry ust.
Ustes- mit mo may (its ok)
ustes's horn had stayed in place with that string for the rest of his life, he also couldn't talk, but could only mumble.
The end.
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