Tales of My School Days

I was in History and we're learning about the Fugitive Slave Law and other Civil War stuff, so we had to write a two-page letter to the editor of an anti-slavery newspaper. Last names A-L were anti-slavery, and N-Z was pro-slavery. My last name begins with an S, so I was pro-slavery. So I was all like, "Yeah slavery!" in my letter, and my history teacher made us read them out loud. Needless to say, I sounded like a complete beotch.

Also in History, we were taking notes on the Kansas-Nebraska Act. My teacher asked me why it was called "Bloody Kansas." I'm a huge smarta.ss, so I said, "Because Kansas was bloody." She asked why. "Because people were fighting." About what? ". . . . Slavery?" "YOU'RE JUST GUESSING!" she yelled. "BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!" I yelled back.

Again, History, while we were still on the Kansas-Nebraska Act, we stated talking about where the hell they got the name "Kansas" from. So we started talking about origins of state names. We got to Delaware and New Jersey, and my teacher said, "What did Delaware?" I instantly yelled, "She wore a New Jersey!" What did she say? "Thank goodness, one of the students in the advanced class didn't know Delaware was a state." Facepalm moment. BTW, what did Tennessee? She saw what Arkansas!

Science, we were playing a review game. We were in groups of four, and my teacher told us to come up with a name. I instantly yelled, "REDVINES!" and got weird looks.

Also Science, my friend told me a joke. So here goes! Okay, so a little girl was in Sunday School. The teacher asked, "Who created the world?" A boy behind the girl poked her in the back with a sharp pencil, making her yell, "GOD!" "Correct!" the teacher said. "Now who died on the cross for our sins?" The boy prodded her in the back again, making her scream, "JESUS CHRIST!" "That's right! Now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 100th child?" The boy poked her once more, making her turn around and yell, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" I laughed for five minutes straight at that one.

Let's see, during Music we sang a stupid song about dessert.

Study Hall, I was working on a banner with four girls from my grade and one girl two years older. My best friend chucked the scissors at this other girl, and we all burst out laughing. Study Hall was just a crazy period. :b

In Bible, we had a map of Israel we had to fill out. I kept asking the teacher questions, and my friend and the friend who told me the joke kept asking how many kids Adam and Eve had. Because the Bible only records three boys. They wanted to know how we got here if three boys started the world. O.o