WAYS TO ANNOY SEVERUS SNAPE!

Which nickname would you call Snape?

Please select all that apply.

• Ickle Wickle Sevvykins (QM: Er...do you want to die?)
• Snivellus all the way!!!
• Er....the Potion Maker dude?
• The EMO.
• A greasy haired git?
• Someone who SERIOUSLY needs to take a shower.
• Sev. Plain and simple, hahaha. Let's see whether he gets annoyed.
• AWESOMESAUCE SNAPE!
• Snapey.
• Mr Cool.

What would you say to him?

Please select all that apply.

• "Snape, meet shampoo. Shampoo, meet Snape."
• "Still got that Veritaserum, Snape? I wanna know whether you shower."
• "Snape, do you keep a picture of Lily Potter under your pillow to snog?"
• "James Potter is SOOOO hot and AMAZING...everything you're NOT...."
• " Can I have your autograph?"
• " I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves...."
• "YO! Sev! High five, you badass Slytherin!

I say Snape, you say?

• EMO!!!!!!!!
• HOT!!!!
• Badass!
• Ugly, idiotic git. (QM: Calm down dear...)
• Alan Rickman?
• DEATH EATER!
• Er...
• SNIVELLUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!