The Top Ten Things That Go Through Snape's Head
Chapter 1
10 Things
10. Why am I teaching here?
9. Is it true that Miss Granger is going out with Potter?
8. I wonder what's for lunch
7. I wonder how many people notice I work out
6. Remember to take away 10 points from Gryffindor
5. What the hell did Dumbledore just say?!
4. Why the fvck is Quirrell wearing a towel on his head?
3. Am I the only one that notices how gay Dumbledor is?
2. I miss Lily
1. My robes are se(x)ier than anyone else's
9. Is it true that Miss Granger is going out with Potter?
8. I wonder what's for lunch
7. I wonder how many people notice I work out
6. Remember to take away 10 points from Gryffindor
5. What the hell did Dumbledore just say?!
4. Why the fvck is Quirrell wearing a towel on his head?
3. Am I the only one that notices how gay Dumbledor is?
2. I miss Lily
1. My robes are se(x)ier than anyone else's



18 Comments
LOL!!
HAHA!!!! xD
Lmao! XD
That was beyond hilarious, i thing you could add as an 11th one is.....ugh i forgot to wash my greasy hair! Damn....that was f'en funny!!!!
HOLY FLUBBER MUFFINS THIS IS GENIUS!
LOVE
u should keep doing this with other careters
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
hahahahahahahah!!!! XD
ummm wow lol
Normally, I'd laugh. However, I'd like to think Professor Snape has more going on in his head than that.