Nico's new microwave (Sequal to 'What not to do with a DSI')

It was four days after christmas and i haven't got bored with my new DSI that Percy got me. It was still cold outside and my heavy boots made deep snow tracks in the ground. I walked down the snowy path, but i saw something that diverted my attention to a near shop window.
It was just like Annabeth described it's box like shape it was sleek and shiny and its glass glistened in the daylight. I gasped and reached into my coat pocket and pulled out $100 Bills. I know it was emergency money but i couldn't resist. I ran into the store and asked the guy at the till about the most beautiful object ive ever seen. The guy looked at me really strangely and told me it was $200 bucks. Thats all i had but i thought i deserved it! I grinned as the guy handed me the best thing ever! I ran out of the store with my brand new
MICROWAVE!!!!
I ran to the park and sat under a frost covered tree. I opened the box as fast as i could and found some strange electrical strings (wires.)
I don't know what to do all these buttons and strings im so confused!
OMG is that what i think it is a piece of paper FINALLY something i can identify!
I grabbed it from the the box. It seemed to have complicated diagrams all over it.
I sighed i will never figure this thing out! I asked a random girl walking down the path how to work the strange but awesomely awesome item. She just stared at me for a few seconds, and ran off yelling 'I don't talk to strangers!!!'
Damn now this is getting silly, I got up from the tree and kicked a random can
lying around on the ground.
'Hey, thats a perfectly good can your spoiling' Said a voice from behind a tree.
'Grover?' I asked while looking behind me.'Is that you?'
'How do you know my...?' Grover said poking his head out from behind the tree.
'Oh hey Nico! It's you what are you doing here man?'
'My train got delayed because of the snow...'
'Ok so...What's in the box?'
'My brand new...MICROWAVE! Isn't it just beautiful!!!'
'...'
'What...Why are you staring at me like that!'
'Err...Nico you do know what a microwave's for right...'
'Well...errr..I...Of course i do!'
'Well what's it for then...?'
'Errr...'
'Just as i thought.'
Grover sighed and put his hand on my shoulder which didn't help since i was carring a huge item!
'Nico it's for cooking food...'
I stopped stuttering.
'WHAT!' I yelled imediately losing my temper
'Err...yeah maybe i should get going i...Err have an apointment to...Err...Get to.'
Grover ran off while i screamed and yelled.
'I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT $200 DOLLARS ON A DAMN COOKING MACHINE'
I kicked a random rock, but unluckly it was attached to the cold solid ground!
'AHHHHHHHHH!'
Oh great people have started pretending to stare (lol.)
I ran out of the park and round the corner. I started to slow down and walk, no one was staring here. I strolled down the street acting calm even though rage
was still buring up inside me, I went straight home (the underworld) and acted like nothing ever happened.
THE END...Or is it...
MWAHAHAHA!