Weird Things That Happen To Innocent People.....
So this story was kinda inspired by my friend 10_pts_to_Sirius story. Its one of my favorite short stories and because I don't have a story on here already I'm going to make one. I hope you like it! I will try to put a new chapter on every day... if I don't I might be traveling.... Enjoy!
Chapter 1
4th grade: Recess....
So most of you know how this 1st graders are afraid of the "big kids" right? I don't think that rule applies to our school, but if it did, we would be pretty freaking bored because the little kids are "the best".
So one day at recess a little kid that normally stalks me and my friend Bailey runs up behind us and chases us all the way around the field (after primary we don't use the playground we just use a huge field). Sooo he chases us all the way around the field and all of our other friends know that this is the norm, so the start cheering us on and laughing. (btw they were playing soccer.) So after going around the field like 4 times the little kid gets tired and stops. So we turn around and walk back to him. He looks at me and says "RAAAAAWWWWR!" Bailey laughs. I just so happen to LOVE british accents and mine isn't half bad so I look at him nonchalantly and say (in british accent) " Why hello there young lad! Mighty fine day don't you think?" He turns and runs away screaming. Man, I love little kids.
So one day at recess a little kid that normally stalks me and my friend Bailey runs up behind us and chases us all the way around the field (after primary we don't use the playground we just use a huge field). Sooo he chases us all the way around the field and all of our other friends know that this is the norm, so the start cheering us on and laughing. (btw they were playing soccer.) So after going around the field like 4 times the little kid gets tired and stops. So we turn around and walk back to him. He looks at me and says "RAAAAAWWWWR!" Bailey laughs. I just so happen to LOVE british accents and mine isn't half bad so I look at him nonchalantly and say (in british accent) " Why hello there young lad! Mighty fine day don't you think?" He turns and runs away screaming. Man, I love little kids.



5 Comments
Very entertaining. Are you planning on writing more?
:-)
lmao my British accent sucks eggs, but my mom's is really good
@Seed_Of_Sunshine
I'm planning to, and thank you! :-)
@IStillLoveYew
Lol. ur mom is awesome.... if thats not weird... xD
Very funny!! I'm on the diet-water diet now!! :D
nice!