The Insanity Otherwise Known As My Life.
W-A-R-N-I-N-G. This story isn't for those whole value their sanity. This is a peek into the crazy that just so happens to be my life. Good luck brave readers.
The Stairs.
Me: runs up stairs and face plants on last step
Syd my Sis: Wow Nichole,
Me: yeah yeah yeah. gets off ground.
Syd my Sis: goes downstairs
Me: gets my iPod and runs back down stairs
Me: realizes I forgot something runs back up stairs and does anonther face plant on last step again
Syd my Sis: yells from downstairs You fell down again didn't you?
Me: yes
My Science Class
Me: answers question correctly
My friend Derek: Nichole is really smart! yells from back of class
Me: laughs
My Science Teacher: Yes she is Derek. And I like her better than you.
Me: dies of laughter
My Best Friends Grammar Skills
SDRF my Best Friend: I hate that slut! I'm going to punch her stupid slutty face. She better leave me alone before I kick her a--. SLUT!!!!
Me: You need more descriptive words
SDRF my Best Friend: Shut up Nichole!
Me: whispers well you do.
Me: runs up stairs and face plants on last step
Syd my Sis: Wow Nichole,
Me: yeah yeah yeah. gets off ground.
Syd my Sis: goes downstairs
Me: gets my iPod and runs back down stairs
Me: realizes I forgot something runs back up stairs and does anonther face plant on last step again
Syd my Sis: yells from downstairs You fell down again didn't you?
Me: yes
My Science Class
Me: answers question correctly
My friend Derek: Nichole is really smart! yells from back of class
Me: laughs
My Science Teacher: Yes she is Derek. And I like her better than you.
Me: dies of laughter
My Best Friends Grammar Skills
SDRF my Best Friend: I hate that slut! I'm going to punch her stupid slutty face. She better leave me alone before I kick her a--. SLUT!!!!
Me: You need more descriptive words
SDRF my Best Friend: Shut up Nichole!
Me: whispers well you do.
48 Comments
Hahaha! Oh my gosh! That's hilarious!
lol which one? Those are just a few of the actual things that have happened to me.
Lol
xD
I love the stairs one! That sounds like something that would happen to me!
I dothe stairs on all the time. HOW DO OYOU FALL UP STAIRS? OUR CLUTZYNESS DEFIES GRAVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO GRAVITY!!!!!!
Wow thats so insane. (sarcasm)
Well thank you Seragent Sarcasm (lol)
Haha, that's awesome!! Well, not for you and your face, but for the rest of the people observing
Lol, I know. I started cracking up.
MORE INSANE-NESS! (I know you have more crazy bottled up SOMEWHERE)
Lmao, I love this!
Its funnier in person Lol
Sorry if I put three comments at once but you should keep going!
Nope only one lol and I will as soon as I remeber more crazy things that have Happened to me
LOL sounds like band class really IS insane,...More insane than my house right now...POLAND! STOP MESSING WIH MELLO'S HAIR! POland: Fine... walks off to do Ed's hair Me: facepalms Matt: EPIC FACEPALM!!!! highfives America Me: facepalms again Matt and America: continue doing that every time I facepalm