Quotes from My Oddtastic Life
It seems everybody else has one of these, so I got one, too! Yeah, it's pretty boring, I know. My friends aren't that lively. Anyways, I changed all the names and I hope they make y'all laugh, chuckle, or at least smile :)
"You wouldn't care if a bug was on Mars! I can see you all now! Ecchh, like, there is, like, eecchh, a bug, on like, that big ugly planet, Mars or whatever, like, eecchhh. You idiot teenagers!" - Mr. Boone
"Let's go squash it!" - Anthony
"Today in ActTeens we all chose small countries to own. You can have one of mine. I don't recommend Palaina as they're cannibals." - Isobel
"Look!" - Logan
Rose- turns
"Monkeys always look!" - Logan
"Traitiors always tell them too!" - Rose
"That boat is about to sink." - Lucas
"It's not a boat, it's a butt, you idiot!" - Me
"They said it was five inches below the crotch!" - Olivia
"Crap, I drewed it wrong! Crap I said drewed it!" - Anthony
at midnight movie premiere
Brooklyn's phone- Droid
"Brooklyn! Turn off your phone!" - Abigail
"You got my text!" - Lily
"I'm flattered!" - Me
"Nobody farted!" - Samantha
"Here's the dollar I owe you." - Me
"Thanks." Abigail
"Wait, take this one, cause I'll probably need a buck tomorrow!" - Me
walks up "You charge interest?" - Samantha
"Sparky is the unicorn that stalks me and Abigail." - Me
"Yeah, he has red eyes and fangs. And he's also the reason the boys locker room light flickers in the gym." - Abigail
"Cause he's there.... wwaattcchhiinggg" - Me
"You need to work on your pronounciation!" - Addison
"Did she just say pronunciation?" - Me
"She just said pronounciation." - Abigail
"These people are going too slow!" - Mom
"RAM EM!" - Abigail
"That was the worst, most scariest movie ever! All I saw were flashing lights, pale skin, long nostrils, a huge snake, and then she started crying!" - Lily
"When can we do twirlies?" - Addison
"Me and Lily's butt, we have a connection. It says that he's cold. GET HIM A BLANKET!" - Hannah
"Taylor Lautner..." - Me
Lily- twitches in sleep
"Hey, Damian's not talking." - Abigail
"It's a monumental event! Maybe he's dead!" - Me
"Have you seen that movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Bet that was kinda awkward." - Lucas
"Her name is not Sierra! It's Chopped Liver! Liver for short." - Leah
"I just learned all the words to Baby by Justin Bieber!"- Victoria
"Get away from me." - Jason
"Go play in traffic or something!" - Mr. White
"It's hard to humble when you're perfect like me!" - Mr. White
"Look at the dead bird! Isn't it cute?" - Mrs. Wilkinson
"Why are there four legs in that stall?" - Hollister worker
"Well, my friend has four legs. Don't judge!" - Grace
"You do it like ddiiiissss wildly flings hands around - Luis
"You don't just go into old ladies houses! They'll eat you!" - Hannah
"Is he wearing eyeliner?" - Me
"Yes. Gross. Guyliner." - Hannah
"Eww." - Me
"I can't lie he looks hot!" - Hannah
"I know he does!" -Me
"What we need is some JOURNspiration!" - Me
"Excuse me?" - Abigail
"Inspriration through Journey! DON'T STOP BELIEVING! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEEEEELING!" - Me
"Let's go squash it!" - Anthony
"Today in ActTeens we all chose small countries to own. You can have one of mine. I don't recommend Palaina as they're cannibals." - Isobel
"Look!" - Logan
Rose- turns
"Monkeys always look!" - Logan
"Traitiors always tell them too!" - Rose
"That boat is about to sink." - Lucas
"It's not a boat, it's a butt, you idiot!" - Me
"They said it was five inches below the crotch!" - Olivia
"Crap, I drewed it wrong! Crap I said drewed it!" - Anthony
at midnight movie premiere
Brooklyn's phone- Droid
"Brooklyn! Turn off your phone!" - Abigail
"You got my text!" - Lily
"I'm flattered!" - Me
"Nobody farted!" - Samantha
"Here's the dollar I owe you." - Me
"Thanks." Abigail
"Wait, take this one, cause I'll probably need a buck tomorrow!" - Me
walks up "You charge interest?" - Samantha
"Sparky is the unicorn that stalks me and Abigail." - Me
"Yeah, he has red eyes and fangs. And he's also the reason the boys locker room light flickers in the gym." - Abigail
"Cause he's there.... wwaattcchhiinggg" - Me
"You need to work on your pronounciation!" - Addison
"Did she just say pronunciation?" - Me
"She just said pronounciation." - Abigail
"These people are going too slow!" - Mom
"RAM EM!" - Abigail
"That was the worst, most scariest movie ever! All I saw were flashing lights, pale skin, long nostrils, a huge snake, and then she started crying!" - Lily
"When can we do twirlies?" - Addison
"Me and Lily's butt, we have a connection. It says that he's cold. GET HIM A BLANKET!" - Hannah
"Taylor Lautner..." - Me
Lily- twitches in sleep
"Hey, Damian's not talking." - Abigail
"It's a monumental event! Maybe he's dead!" - Me
"Have you seen that movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Bet that was kinda awkward." - Lucas
"Her name is not Sierra! It's Chopped Liver! Liver for short." - Leah
"I just learned all the words to Baby by Justin Bieber!"- Victoria
"Get away from me." - Jason
"Go play in traffic or something!" - Mr. White
"It's hard to humble when you're perfect like me!" - Mr. White
"Look at the dead bird! Isn't it cute?" - Mrs. Wilkinson
"Why are there four legs in that stall?" - Hollister worker
"Well, my friend has four legs. Don't judge!" - Grace
"You do it like ddiiiissss wildly flings hands around - Luis
"You don't just go into old ladies houses! They'll eat you!" - Hannah
"Is he wearing eyeliner?" - Me
"Yes. Gross. Guyliner." - Hannah
"Eww." - Me
"I can't lie he looks hot!" - Hannah
"I know he does!" -Me
"What we need is some JOURNspiration!" - Me
"Excuse me?" - Abigail
"Inspriration through Journey! DON'T STOP BELIEVING! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEEEEELING!" - Me
1 Comment
wow. i thought my friends were weird.... jk!!! lol i love it.