Muppet High

I walked through the big, brown metal doors of my new school Muppet High, I took a whiff of the new smell and new school that I will be going to. The halls we're completely empty, all the doors in the hall we're closed, and it was silent. Silent as a dead ghost town, a bit spooky actually. It was the middle of November, so it has been a couple months since the school actually started. I had just moved in from my old town, so I was a couple months behind everyone else. I took out my map of the school that my parents had given me from the principal.
"Lets see, if I'm here.... then the office would be located..... there." I pointed to the east side of the school, looked up and started to walk down the halls, looking into each room, seeing a bunch of frogs and dogs and chickens and things.
I actually made it to the office, where I saw the secritary, and a room where the principal was. I stepped in and walked up to the secritary. The name tag on his desk said: Mr. Pops. I looked at the balding old-ish man with a big grey mustache, and grey hair hanging off the back of his head. He was dozing off with his head on his keyboard.
"Ahem"
"...... what?... OH.. Hello there youngster, what can I do for you?"
"I'm kinda new at this school and was wondering if you could get the principal for me?"
"Uh, yah sure one second." He slowly got up and walked over to the principal's door and knocked on it, knock, then waited a minute, knock, and waited another minute, kno--- the door swung open.
"What do you want!?" There stood a really old man, balding on top, grey hair behind his head, he had a big nose, and two small eyes almost right next to each other.
"Well Mr. Statler, this youngster said he's new here and wishes-
"Excuses me, I'm not a guy, I'm a girl."
"That's what I said, so don't inturupt me, as I was saying, this girl says she's new here and wishes to see you" Pops went back to his desk and typed something on his computer.
"Yes, I am the new student here, my name is Ginger, and I wanted to know if you could show me to my class..."
"Ah yes, Hello, my name is Statler, I am the principal of the school." He held out a hand, I lightly took it and shook it a bit, then suddenly put it down and wiped my hand on my sweater, "And who is your teacher?"
"Well it says on this paper that my teacher's name is Mr. Fiama."
"Ah, yes, Mr. Fiama, Johnny... he is a pretty good teacher, follow me." Then he walked out of the office and started walking down the hall, hands behind his back. He turned around and started giving me the Eddy Murphie eye, "Are you coming or not!? I'm not getting any younger.
"Er, yes" and I started walking towards him, I murmered to myself, "you might not be getting younger, but you are defintaly getting older, in fact, you're already as old as this building." I looked around at the cracked walls and (sort of) creaky floor. He turned his head
"Actually, I'm older than this building." and he walked on.
I looked at him silently and kept on walking untill we finally reached the room.
"Here we are, Mr. Fiama's room." He opened the door and stepped in "Mr. Fiama, Your new student is here!" Mr. Statler jestured me to come in, so obviously I did step in and looked at all the people. Alot of people just looked at me and whispered to their friends, some even smerked a bit.
"Ah yes, Ms. Rose"
"Call me Ginger, I don't think a teacher calls a student by her last name."
A small monkey suddenly jumped infront of me, he had a yellow vest on and was a dark brown-ish type color of fur.
"YOU BACK-TALKIN' TO JOHNNY?"
"Sal please, she's new, leave her alone." 'Sal' walked to the other side of the room and was whispering to himslef, I swear I heard him say something about 'getting rid of these kids'. But I'm sure I mis-heard. "Alright Ginger, please take a seat in one the empty desks, and I'll talk to you at recess" I looked around the room for an empty seat beside someone, the only seats available was beside a bear, who was looking at me with a big smile and a shrimp who had his hands behind his back who was looking at me with a big smile and a face that siad: 'hey baby come over here'........ so I took a seat beside the bear.
"Hey I'm Fozzie!"
"Hi, my name's Ginger"
"So you're the new kid?"
"Yea, why is that a problem?"
"NO! No, not at all, why? do you think it's a problem?"
"Well no, it's just that you said it like, ugh nevermind"
"Ok, well I hope we become good friends!"
"uh huh..." I'm glad I chose the bear instead of the shrimp, he seems alot nicer, and less weird.
"Ok class, so lets carry on with what we were talking about, but first, Ginger, Fozzie, can I see you for a second?"
Me and Fozzie looked at each other and nodded, then got up and walked over to the teacher.
"Fozzie, will you please show Ginger to all of her classes for the rest of class, you can catch up during lunch."
"Ok!" he looked at me with a big smile, grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the classroom.
"So Ginger, I will show you to all of the classes, and we'll get some time to talk!" He walked forward a bit, I followed, and Fozzie turned really quickly, I bumped into him. "Woah! Ginger! We just met! Maybe in a week or two but not now! anyways, this is Mr. Fiama's room, he teaches Math. Next room." He walked on and I made sure to keep my distance, becuase that was a little bit awkward. "So Ginger, do you like jokes?"
"Jokes?"
"Yah, you know, jokes! like... why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Oh, yeah, I like jokes, I guess, some are funny, some are stupid."
"Oh" he was looking down at the squeaky floor a bit, and stopped at one room. His voice was a little more depressed then before, "This is Mr. Eagle's room, he teaches history" He looked at me with really sad eyes and knocked on the door.
"Who is at the door?" A loud, booming voice answered the knock. Fozzie opened the door and stepped in a bit "um, it's me sir."
"... eck... ugh, what do you want Fozzie?"
"I just wanted you to meet the new student here, Ginger" I stepped in and looked at the blue feathered Eagle.
"Hello new kid... now get out! we are in the middle of talking about the Ameri-" and Fozzie stepped out of the room, shutting the door hard behind him. We visited a few other rooms and met the teachers, Dr. Honeydew and his assistant, beaker, who teaches science. Mr. dog, but he said to call him Rowlf, who teaches music. The chef, I think he said something about being 'The Swedish Chef' and something about being called 'Tom'. The Janiter, Beauregaurd. Mr. Strangepork, who teaches english. Mr. Zealand, who teaches art. Ms. Wanda and Mr. Wayne, who teach drama. And finally, Mr. Sweetums, who teaches P.E.
We returned to the classroom to find lots of people just playing with stuff, the shrimp, was hitting on girls. The one guy with long orange hair was doing some stuff to a girl I shouldn't mention in this story, but she looked really mad, and everyone else was just doing what you would expect everyone to be doing, here at Muppet High.

Hey guys! I know the beginning is a little bit boring right now, but that's just because I'm sortof introducting everyone right now. It will get REALLY interesting and pretty funny later on. Comment what you think! And send this to all of you're friends because I'm hoping this is my most read story!
-Kitty