FUNNY THINGS TO SAY TO PEOPLE!! ( AGAIN!! )
*What would it be like to be a slice of cheese?
* Have you seen my pet lamp?!
*I'm a Mexican Canadian!
* PIZZA GUY!
* You should be worried.
* TOO LATE! I ALREADY I ATE THE LAST ONE!!
* ( Holds random person's hand) I see dead bugs.
* FREE HAIR CUTS!!
* OMG! YOUR PANTS ARE NOT ON FIRE!
* Do you like the flavor pink?
* Don't look behind you, but a psycho killer has a sledge hammer.
* Merry Hanuka!
* Did you SEE that toast?!
* I know things. ( Stare at them then back away slowly. )
* Can I get a hamburger?
* Where can I get a giant painting of a pineapple with sunglasses?
* I'M SUPERMAN!! ( Jump off a chair and run away)
* Lets all buy Christmas cards!
* I work at Wal-Mart.
* Have you seen my pet lamp?!
*I'm a Mexican Canadian!
* PIZZA GUY!
* You should be worried.
* TOO LATE! I ALREADY I ATE THE LAST ONE!!
* ( Holds random person's hand) I see dead bugs.
* FREE HAIR CUTS!!
* OMG! YOUR PANTS ARE NOT ON FIRE!
* Do you like the flavor pink?
* Don't look behind you, but a psycho killer has a sledge hammer.
* Merry Hanuka!
* Did you SEE that toast?!
* I know things. ( Stare at them then back away slowly. )
* Can I get a hamburger?
* Where can I get a giant painting of a pineapple with sunglasses?
* I'M SUPERMAN!! ( Jump off a chair and run away)
* Lets all buy Christmas cards!
* I work at Wal-Mart.
12 Comments
wow! i might use some of those tommorow....... XD epic
haha i rofl'd at the last one: Did you SEE that toast?! hahah that just cracked me up
wat da fvk
lmao!
I loved the third last one! I laughed for ages :D
lmfao
Did you SEE that toast?!
These are harlarious. Just texted "* PIZZA GUY! * You should be worried. * TOO LATE! I ALREADY I ATE THE LAST ONE!! * ( Holds random person's hand) I see dead bugs" two phrases to my friend and she asked if I really ordered pizza! Lol.
I texted my friend * Can I get a hamburger? and she called me just to laugh.
Will you make this story an harlarious phrase series? Goofy humorious.
The.Most.Awesome.Things.Ever.
Ima use some tmr xD
XDness
im a mexican canadian!