A collection of Stories from my wwyff quizzes.

Lloyd: dramatic voice So there I was, walking down the street pauses..... QM, how do you tell a story?is concerned he's not telling it right
Me: oh please, Lloyd there's no specific way to telling a story, just be yourself.
Lloyd: oh, okay. normal voice So I was walking down the street one day, all by myself, and then I see this guy that's just laying on the ground.
Me: that's it, tell it like you mean it!
Lloyd: :) Okay...Naturally, I run over to see if he needs help. "Hey, are you OK?" I asked, bending over. The dude opens his eyes, and says angrily in a ridiculously high-pitched voice: "Are you stupid or something? It's quite obvious I'm sunbathing!" I stared at him, and noticed his fangs. And then it hit me. "Hey. aren't you Edward Cullen? You're a vampire, why are you out in the sun? It burns!"
"I said I'm sunbathing, I don't have to explain myself to you! *****" Cullen flipped over, and I swear, he looked like a tomato, he was so sunburned!
Now I was starting to get angry. He insulted me when I was trying to help him! This guy needs to go to a mental hospital! And what's with the voice?! "Dude, stop hating on me, what's your problem?!" I yelled. And then these girls came up to me, and started to hit me, and one of them scratched my eye! I let them hit me, cause I didn't want to hurt them. I guess they were Cullen's fan girls... Anyways, I get insulted, and beat up by fan girls just for trying to see if a guy's okay. What's next, the ice cream man turns out to be a werewolf? Okay, bad comparison, I know three ice cream vendors that are werewolves.... ummm..... never mind. Finally, I was able to get away from them, and I ran all the way home, trying to get out my anger. QM met me at the door, and was really worried, she disinfected my cuts and put band-aids on them and all.... I felt really special, cause on my own I would have just licked the blood off and let the cuts lie. But I just couldn't stop thinking about this incident, I wanted to get it all out, so QM suggested I write about it. Tell me what you think?

-The end.... ?