My Day

My name is Timmy, Little Timmy to be exact, and I'm going to tell you about My Day! Tommy, that's my turtle, Bill, that's my dragon, and Timmy, that's me, were going throught the park. I pulled Tommy out of my pocket. He was still in his shell. Mommy, that's my mom, said he went to a better place, but i said he was just taking a nap. Then a year passed by and I thought to myself... he must be REALLY sleepy! Then Bill started eating my pants, that usually means he's hungry. So i pulled a taco out from my mouth and fed it to him like a mama bird. Then he bit my tounge, pssst... I forgot to tell you that he is blind. so I told him to attack and he sat down and started pooping on my shoe. That usually means that he is saying he likes pancakes. So we went to the ice cream store and asked for pancakes. The owner said we just ran out of pancakes... but we do have waffles. WAFFLES ARE FOR TURTLES WE ASKED FOR PANCAKES WHICH WERE ESPESIALLY MADE FOR DRAGONS! Then Tommy came out of his shell and said I'll take that waffle if you aren't going to eat it. Bill just freaked out and said who friekin cares what you want you bich I said don't tell mommy Bill said that. And they skipped home without waffles or pancakes.


THE END...






...FoR NoW