My Dog Life (for WildWolf711's contest)
Hi people! Wow, I can't believe there are all these little buttons that spell out words! I mean-- Oh. My. Gawd. TOTALLY FRICKIN AWESOME!!! I can basically say anything I want so that humans can understand me! GIVE ME A BELLY RUB. NOW.
Ding dong! The doorbell rings, and I bound to the door.
'Owner's home! Owner's home! Can you play fetch, maybe?" I barked.
"Calm down, Ishka. It's only me." it said.
I stopped jumping. Jeez, these humans are such a bore! I thought.
"Let's take you on a walk. you seem to be hyper."
"Yes!" I panted, and I sat down on the floor while Owner attached a collar to me. "Walk me, walk me! I need some fresh air!"
We finally walked out the door, and I jogged ahead of Owner.
"Ishka, heel! Heel, Ishka!" Owner yelled.
Okay, okay, you don't need to be so snotty. I thought. Do you have a treat?
I looked up at her and sniffed her hand holding the leash.
"I don't have any dog treats, if that's what your wondering, Ishka."
I faced forward again, and started to walk just a little faster. Owner walked faster, too. Soon I had gradually gained speed, and I was jogging along with Owner.
Life is so exciting! There are little birds in the trees that I could jump up and snatch, or little cats that you could chase. There are ducks waddling by the pond that look so silly when they walk, and are so fun to chase.
After my walk, Owner's parents, Mom Owner and Dad Owner, had gotten home. I walked into the kitchen and they pet my golden fur.
I walked over to my food bowl and ate some dog food. It actually tastes better than you'd think! Just because you feed it to us dogs doesn't mean it tastes bad to you humans!
After I was finished eating, I walked around the house. What was I going to do? I was so bored-- until I saw it.
Chew toy, here I come! I thought, and pounced on the squeaky blue toy.
Squeak! Squeak! Squee-SQUEAK!
After dinner, I was bored. Nobody was paying attention to me. They were all wrapped up in their silly little lives rather than paying attention to me! What a crime! I needed attention right then!
I padded over to Owner and sat.
Owner pet my head and scratched behind my ears.
I rolled over onto my back, and Owner scratched my belly.
This is the life, I thought, and I fell asleep.
'Owner's home! Owner's home! Can you play fetch, maybe?" I barked.
"Calm down, Ishka. It's only me." it said.
I stopped jumping. Jeez, these humans are such a bore! I thought.
"Let's take you on a walk. you seem to be hyper."
"Yes!" I panted, and I sat down on the floor while Owner attached a collar to me. "Walk me, walk me! I need some fresh air!"
We finally walked out the door, and I jogged ahead of Owner.
"Ishka, heel! Heel, Ishka!" Owner yelled.
Okay, okay, you don't need to be so snotty. I thought. Do you have a treat?
I looked up at her and sniffed her hand holding the leash.
"I don't have any dog treats, if that's what your wondering, Ishka."
I faced forward again, and started to walk just a little faster. Owner walked faster, too. Soon I had gradually gained speed, and I was jogging along with Owner.
Life is so exciting! There are little birds in the trees that I could jump up and snatch, or little cats that you could chase. There are ducks waddling by the pond that look so silly when they walk, and are so fun to chase.
After my walk, Owner's parents, Mom Owner and Dad Owner, had gotten home. I walked into the kitchen and they pet my golden fur.
I walked over to my food bowl and ate some dog food. It actually tastes better than you'd think! Just because you feed it to us dogs doesn't mean it tastes bad to you humans!
After I was finished eating, I walked around the house. What was I going to do? I was so bored-- until I saw it.
Chew toy, here I come! I thought, and pounced on the squeaky blue toy.
Squeak! Squeak! Squee-SQUEAK!
After dinner, I was bored. Nobody was paying attention to me. They were all wrapped up in their silly little lives rather than paying attention to me! What a crime! I needed attention right then!
I padded over to Owner and sat.
Owner pet my head and scratched behind my ears.
I rolled over onto my back, and Owner scratched my belly.
This is the life, I thought, and I fell asleep.
5 Comments
lol good! cute doggy!
hehe annoyed doggy
Hahahaha. I love dogs!!!!
Aw sounds like an adorable dog :D
I love your story. :)