What Famous Author Are You?

We Aspiring Writers are notorious for lionizing, idolizing, even deifying our favorite Real Live Writers. And since, aside from a few Nobel winners and other giants of their own time, it usually takes a few decades after a writer dies for his or her life story to transcend the booze-fueled reality of his or her actual life and enter the Parthenon of Literary Legends, the objects of our affections generally tend to be dead.