Why I Won't Read Your Story (ies).
Chapter 1
:D I'm cruel.
Number 1: I've changed my notification settings, so I don't get a whole lot of Quiz invites. So that could be why I don't read your stuff and comment on it.
Number 2: Incorrect grammar in title. If you don't have correct grammar in your title, how could you have a good story?
Number 3: It's uninteresting to me. I don't read Twilight love stories, Original Love stories, and usually I don't read Harry Potter love stories.
Number 4: Unoriginal. If I read your story, one chapter, and I decide it's unoriginal, I'll stop reading and forget about it.
Number 5: It may be pointless. Like make a random story that consists of too many exclamation marks, haha's, lolz's, and other hyper things, I will get really annoyed and will not bother to read or comment.
Number 6: Not enough research done. There's almost nothing worse than when I try to read a HP, Starkid, Twilight, Hunger Games, or any other fanfiction and you don't do it right.
Number 7: I like reading my Starkid stories. But I HATE it when it's not creative. Like, really, you think after one minute of talking to a fan, the StarKids will immediately want to be your best friend and invite you to their manor? Um, no! I just hate when stories say something like that.
Number 8: I don't like you. Aha. .
Also, I mentioned that I changed my notification settings. This means, I do not recieve Quiz Invitations, only one a day. At the end of each week I get a review of everything I missed. I love it! I only had 3 in my inbox today! :D
Voldemort Out, Bitches.
Number 2: Incorrect grammar in title. If you don't have correct grammar in your title, how could you have a good story?
Number 3: It's uninteresting to me. I don't read Twilight love stories, Original Love stories, and usually I don't read Harry Potter love stories.
Number 4: Unoriginal. If I read your story, one chapter, and I decide it's unoriginal, I'll stop reading and forget about it.
Number 5: It may be pointless. Like make a random story that consists of too many exclamation marks, haha's, lolz's, and other hyper things, I will get really annoyed and will not bother to read or comment.
Number 6: Not enough research done. There's almost nothing worse than when I try to read a HP, Starkid, Twilight, Hunger Games, or any other fanfiction and you don't do it right.
Number 7: I like reading my Starkid stories. But I HATE it when it's not creative. Like, really, you think after one minute of talking to a fan, the StarKids will immediately want to be your best friend and invite you to their manor? Um, no! I just hate when stories say something like that.
Number 8: I don't like you. Aha. .
Also, I mentioned that I changed my notification settings. This means, I do not recieve Quiz Invitations, only one a day. At the end of each week I get a review of everything I missed. I love it! I only had 3 in my inbox today! :D
Voldemort Out, Bitches.



27 Comments
hahaha, i like number 8!!!!
maybe i should try those settings (gets about 200 messages a day)
YOU'RE AN EFFING GENIUS!
Amen. I really need to change my settings.
This is so true, because I do this too. (except for the the message settings)
Everybody wants to write a HP story or something or another, and it'snot like I can read ALL of them. Plus, your right, some don't interest me. I don't complain about people not readin my stories, because if you don't like it, your not expected to. I hate it when people complain about it, because one: half of the people on your friends list might not be on anymore, and two: They might not even like what your writing.
Therefore, there is no reason to be upset about it. It's like come on now, get over it. I commed you for being truthful to people and writing this. People need to realize that when people get 300 messages in their inbox a day, they're not going to have time to keep taking freaking tests or reading a long chapter of a story. Some people are hipocrits, complaining that they a get a bunch of mail, but no one will read their stories. -_-' It's retarded.
:)
Okay, I understand :)
HALLELUJAH TO NUMBER 3!!!!!
Okay... Its fine!
Lol, true. Number 8 is funny :P.
No. 8 XD