Really Important Things I've Learned in My Life
okay, not trying to offend anyone, but these are lessons I've learned through my experiences.
Oh, read them all. Some are a crack-up! I'll only post a few; if u want more, let me know! I have over 60.
1. NEVER put Jello in the microwave. Unless you like soup for dessert.
2. If you accidently scratch the car, DO NOT tell Dad.
3. Be careful when crying in public. Older men get pretty concerned.
4. Don't try being friends with guys that are too much older than you: they will break your heart.
5. Unless you're good at it, don't dance or sing in a place where everyone can see you.
6. Good looks do not guarantee common sense.
7. Drinking alcohol after you've just taken medicine is NOT the best idea in the world.
8. It's not a good idea to chew gum in bed.
9. Riding a bike and drinking coffee: don't try it!
10. Slow-dancing affects guys differently than it does girls.
11. If you're scared of heights, don't go on high places. Unless you like having everyone see you cry.
12. Do not cut off all of your hair!
13. If Dad is rooting for one football team, don't loudly cheer for the other one.
14. If your football team loses, don't cry or cuss. Just stay calm.
15. Check your closet to make sure that Dad's not hiding in it, BEFORE you go to bed.
16 Caffeine withdrawal REALLY HURTS, so don't get addicted to it in the first place!
2. If you accidently scratch the car, DO NOT tell Dad.
3. Be careful when crying in public. Older men get pretty concerned.
4. Don't try being friends with guys that are too much older than you: they will break your heart.
5. Unless you're good at it, don't dance or sing in a place where everyone can see you.
6. Good looks do not guarantee common sense.
7. Drinking alcohol after you've just taken medicine is NOT the best idea in the world.
8. It's not a good idea to chew gum in bed.
9. Riding a bike and drinking coffee: don't try it!
10. Slow-dancing affects guys differently than it does girls.
11. If you're scared of heights, don't go on high places. Unless you like having everyone see you cry.
12. Do not cut off all of your hair!
13. If Dad is rooting for one football team, don't loudly cheer for the other one.
14. If your football team loses, don't cry or cuss. Just stay calm.
15. Check your closet to make sure that Dad's not hiding in it, BEFORE you go to bed.
16 Caffeine withdrawal REALLY HURTS, so don't get addicted to it in the first place!
10 Comments
1, 4, 5, 12 are the best. Hahahaha
thanks!
Yeah. Best not to do anything in public. You'll get some creepers watching. o.0
my point exactly. :D
Hehe, number 15 is funny.
Jello in the microwave? XD Wow, part of me wants to try that!
trust me: use a bowl
15 LOL!! Please write more :D
Number 15?? Wtf?...I don't even want to know how that got on this list.
he scared me. bad! nothing inappropriate