my favorite lines from each main HP character
hi! here are my favorite lines from harry potter! make sure to comment if you have one!
Chapter 1
ummmm i dont know what to call this chapter
ron: if we die trying to save them, im going to kill you!
hermione: im goin to bed before we die--or worse, EXPELLED.
harry: poor toilet. its never had anything worse than YOUR head down it.
george: yah, hes off to the chamber of secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged friend.
Fred: anyone can speek troll, you just have to point and grunt and repeat whatever snape says.
professor trelwany: divination will give the gift of SIGHT! (bumps into table)
Professor mconagell: i hope you can transfigure one of you into a pocket watch so at least one can be on time?
fred and george:“Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.”
“Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it once…”
“Or twice-“
“A minute-“
“All summer-“
harry and ron:“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?”
“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron
thats it for now! tell me if you guys want more!
hermione: im goin to bed before we die--or worse, EXPELLED.
harry: poor toilet. its never had anything worse than YOUR head down it.
george: yah, hes off to the chamber of secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged friend.
Fred: anyone can speek troll, you just have to point and grunt and repeat whatever snape says.
professor trelwany: divination will give the gift of SIGHT! (bumps into table)
Professor mconagell: i hope you can transfigure one of you into a pocket watch so at least one can be on time?
fred and george:“Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.”
“Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it once…”
“Or twice-“
“A minute-“
“All summer-“
harry and ron:“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?”
“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron
thats it for now! tell me if you guys want more!



19 Comments
i love those!!!one of my favs is ron"spiders SPIDERS they want me to tap dance but i dont want to tap you
harry: oh you go tell them spiders..
ron" yeah ill tell, ill tell them..
lol when he is sleeping? that one? yeah that was aawesome! XD
I LOVE Professor Trelawney's quote: Divination will give the gift of SIGHT (bumps into table) LOLZ
yeah i love it tooz!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
mmmmm remind me what that stands for?
I love this one:
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
ya lol! ill make more soon.
Funny!
hehe i love harry potter.....