Dear McDonalds, Pt. 2

This is for everyone who has ever seen a McDonald's commercial and saw the totally nice woman behind the counter. Has anyone ever met that chick? I don't know about you, but I would rather have that chick than Stoner Steve that picks his nose before he hands me my fries. Seriously, has that ever made anyone think "oh wow, what great service. I'm gonna come come back tomorrow." ? Really, what's the point of washing your hands if you're gonna do that?!!! And come to think of it, what's up with the chick that won't get off the phone long enough to take my order? Sure, I can understand if you're taking orders from the drive-thru, but talking to LaQuanda about how ugly that chick down the road from your house is isn't as important as how I'm gonna feed my starving family. I mean, why do you come to work every day just to do what you could have done at home? And come to think of it, why do I have to hear your conversation? Take it out back!!! Please help me to change how McDonald's and all other fast food restaurants handle their employees.