Akatsuki Pick Up Lines! XD

BOO!!!

• GAAAAHHHH!
• nope, you're not scary ( me: :'( ) it's ok, maybe next time

Pick ya favorites!

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• Tobi: Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
• Deidara: I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?
• Hidan: Wow! Are you really as pretty as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself?
• Kakuzu: Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number... for insurance reasons.
• Itachi: excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
• Kisame: you look like a refreshing glass of water, and I might be the thirstiest guy in the world!
• Zetsu: hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
• Pein: if being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.
• Sasori: go out with me or die (me: ... ok!)