Pick Up Lines That Are Doomed To Fail! Naruto Style

Happy Birthday!!!!

• It's not my birthday O_o (me: it isn't with that attitude!)
• YAY I want cakez!!

Pick your favorite ones!!

Please select all that apply.

• Neji: You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yeah I remember! You look like my next girlfriend.
• Kankuro: Hey baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
• Shikamaru: If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
• Shino: Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
• Kiba: If I said "You have a nice body." Would you hold it against me?
• Gaara: If you be the iceburg. I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you.
• Rocke Lee: Be my girlfriend!!! I'll protect you till the day I die!
• Naruto: If I tossed this 50c coin. What are the chances me getting head?
• Sasuke: not doing this
• Naruto (again): FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HAVE ME!!! DATTEBAYO (me: very straight forward...)