justin beaver: my opinion.
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ok, so i've been constantly hearing these fan girls talk about justin beaver, and how he's so amazing and so cute, and famous, and everyone loves him, and how they would so date him if they could, and honestly? i could care less.
actually, no, scratch that, i care a lot, because i hear too much crap about this dude who's not even that important to me, and it gets on my flippin nerves!
if you really think that everyone loves him, and he's so amazing, then here's a news flash:
People don't give a crap!
so you like j.b. good for you! we dont care whether or not you read his newest tweet, or if you think he's cute or not! frankly, to me, he's a man-lover, who looks super creepy, has a girlish voice, and dresses like a wannabe justin timberlake!
i mean, seriously! have you seen the way he dresses! if you put a picture of him and J.t together, their clothes look the same! and his voice! omg, when my mom heard him sing for the first time, she thought it was a girl singing! no lie! she said, and i quote:
"oh, this girl really sings well!"
and don't even get me started on his face!
he gives creepy a whole new meaning! if that's what perfect looks like, then i don't wanna be perfect! i wanna be ugly as heck, because, in my eyes, justin beaver looks like one of the monsters in a horror movie, and he gives me night mares! and his songs are stupid!
dont nobody wanna hear someone sing never say never, cause guess what? he said never in the song, like 20 friggin times, so what does that make him! if i ever wanna hear a song that says never say never, then it's gonna be a song by the fray, cuz they sound friggin awesome, and i dont care what you say, justin beaver's voice is horrific!
and another thing! people keep talking about the story of how that one chick said she got knocked with his baby after doin it in the bathroom, and i think that that witch is stupid!
do you really think he would do the nasty wit your ugly self? no! the answer is heck, no, so you need to shut up, and all the girls just screaming their butts off from hearing that story need to calm the frick down, because it's obvious that the girl wanted her fifteen minutes of fame, and she got it, and now it's over, so shut up!
that's all i have to say on the subject. if you wanna read more of my opinions on a topic, just message me, and i'll make a story! loves ya! bye!
actually, no, scratch that, i care a lot, because i hear too much crap about this dude who's not even that important to me, and it gets on my flippin nerves!
if you really think that everyone loves him, and he's so amazing, then here's a news flash:
People don't give a crap!
so you like j.b. good for you! we dont care whether or not you read his newest tweet, or if you think he's cute or not! frankly, to me, he's a man-lover, who looks super creepy, has a girlish voice, and dresses like a wannabe justin timberlake!
i mean, seriously! have you seen the way he dresses! if you put a picture of him and J.t together, their clothes look the same! and his voice! omg, when my mom heard him sing for the first time, she thought it was a girl singing! no lie! she said, and i quote:
"oh, this girl really sings well!"
and don't even get me started on his face!
he gives creepy a whole new meaning! if that's what perfect looks like, then i don't wanna be perfect! i wanna be ugly as heck, because, in my eyes, justin beaver looks like one of the monsters in a horror movie, and he gives me night mares! and his songs are stupid!
dont nobody wanna hear someone sing never say never, cause guess what? he said never in the song, like 20 friggin times, so what does that make him! if i ever wanna hear a song that says never say never, then it's gonna be a song by the fray, cuz they sound friggin awesome, and i dont care what you say, justin beaver's voice is horrific!
and another thing! people keep talking about the story of how that one chick said she got knocked with his baby after doin it in the bathroom, and i think that that witch is stupid!
do you really think he would do the nasty wit your ugly self? no! the answer is heck, no, so you need to shut up, and all the girls just screaming their butts off from hearing that story need to calm the frick down, because it's obvious that the girl wanted her fifteen minutes of fame, and she got it, and now it's over, so shut up!
that's all i have to say on the subject. if you wanna read more of my opinions on a topic, just message me, and i'll make a story! loves ya! bye!
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Lol .
That was hilarious . (: