CONTEST TIME

So I've got some contests.

Write an original story. Three chapters long. Try to upload the chapters in close proximity.
Scenarios:
-a court case over something stupid but no one even notices how stupid it is.
-a sketchbook's mind
-a song fic of a choice song using original characters

Fanfics
Pokemon:
-A reluctant trainer
-the mind of a Magikarp
-A seemingly immortal Pokemon witnesses its last moments and laments
Portal:
-Wheatley runs out of power in space
-Adventure Core tries to pick up Chell
-Space core's time as a human befor the core transfer
Ponies
-a crossover. Any crossover.
-Twilight's spell goes awry and stupid stuff happens.
-Although I hate it, I will take shipping.
My OCs:
If you pull this off, I will eternally worship you. You can do anything here so long as you do it correctly.

Prizes:
First: I will insert you on the Hame of Phame, as well as them telling me what happens next in a story of your choice.
Second: Wall of Phame and a oneshot.
Third: A poem.