The Anusy life of Mr Anus

It was a beautiful anusy day, and Little Miss Anus drove to Anus Hospital to give birth to her anus. Her husband, Fat Anus, was a very very fat anus, and he had a terrible anus disorder called 'Fat Anus Disorder' making it very hard for him to do an anus dropping or have bum fun with other anuses. Fat Anus was a strong anus. He coped with his disorder and had bum fun with his lovely little wife. When they got to the hospital, Little Miss Anuses anus slid out of her anus. They decided to call their anus Mr Anus.