Corny Pickup Lines
This is a list of my 17 favorite pickup lines. I've never been told any of these by guys, but there still pretty cheesy and funny x)
1. If you were my homework, I’d do you every night.
2. Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.
3. Do you have a band aid? Cause I started to bleed when I fell for you.
4. I have seemed to of lost my number, can I have yours?
5. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see my self in your pants
6. I’m trying to save water, can I shower with you?
7. Are you a magnet? Cause I’m attracted to you.
8. If girls were boogers, I’d pick you first
9. Life without you would be like a broke.n pencil.. Pointless.
10. I wish you were a door so I can bang you all day long.
11. Hey Baby, you have something on your butt… My eyes.
12. I have Skittles in my pants, you wanna taste the rainbow?
13. Are you an alien? Cause you just abducted my heart.
14. I put the “STD” in STUD, all I need is “U”
15. If you were a library book, I’d check you out
16. Are your legs tired? Cause you’v been running through my mind all day
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.
3. Do you have a band aid? Cause I started to bleed when I fell for you.
4. I have seemed to of lost my number, can I have yours?
5. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see my self in your pants
6. I’m trying to save water, can I shower with you?
7. Are you a magnet? Cause I’m attracted to you.
8. If girls were boogers, I’d pick you first
9. Life without you would be like a broke.n pencil.. Pointless.
10. I wish you were a door so I can bang you all day long.
11. Hey Baby, you have something on your butt… My eyes.
12. I have Skittles in my pants, you wanna taste the rainbow?
13. Are you an alien? Cause you just abducted my heart.
14. I put the “STD” in STUD, all I need is “U”
15. If you were a library book, I’d check you out
16. Are your legs tired? Cause you’v been running through my mind all day
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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