Sota: Play Sburb (Please just give this fanfic a chance) (Homestuck)

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens, that today, the nineteenth of January, he was very, very, bored. It was about sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he would be given a name!
what will the name of this young man be?

Catturd McBaldington

The young man stares at you with boredom. He has been called much much worse names in the past, so this silly insult doesn't faze him. However, he asks you to try again.

Sota

Your name is SOTA. As was previously mentioned, you are VERY, VERY, BORED. A number of your interests are scattered about your room. You jave a passion for PUZZLES and VIDEO GAMES. You have the power to bring a lucky outcome to you but YOU ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for ASSYMETRICAL CLOTHING and are a PRO GAMER. Have you mentioned you LOVE GAMES?

What will you do?

Sota: captchalogue COAT.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Why don't you just put it on like a normal person?

Fine. Sota: Wear COAT.

Now that is something you can do. You put on the COAT, which is dark grey with black stripes of various design. Every time you look at it, the patterns change. You suspect this might have something to do with your DAD'S broken wardrobifier. You have no idea where he is, though. He disappeared years ago. You managed to salvage some of his stuff from your old house before you were evicted, like the previously mentioned wardrobifier, his shelf of VIDEO GAMES, which consists of ADVENTURE/PUZZLE GAMES and this WEIRD BETA with a green swirly thing you have tried to draw in the past and failed.
But never mind that now. You have someone trying to talk to you.
>Sota: answer incoming message
You grab your LAPTOP and sit on the bed. This is a purely mechanical movement, you've done it so much. You stare at the screen, where your PESTERCHUM app is flashing. You pull it up, where your friend is sending you a message.

bookedIllusionist [BI] began pestering azureBushido [AB] at 7:57
BI: Sota? Hey, Sota. SOTA!
AB: I'm here, I'm here
AB: Jeez, why are you so snippy?
AB: Wait, scratch that
AB: I know why
BI: Intelligent as usual. Well, I have some extra time.
BI: So I thought we could...
BI: Play a game.
AB: A video game?
BI: NO, tag. We're going to play tag.
AB: Wow, physical labor?
AB: From you?
BI: Are you calling me lazy now?!
AB: I know sarcasm when I see it
AB: I just like to watch you squirm when I ignore it
BI: Why do you do this to me?
AB: Who get's to choose?
BI: I could say we flip for it, but your powers might act up and we might play something I really don't want to.
AB: You can choose
AB: Eternal Sonata, Pokemon Colleseum, Portal 2, Limbo, annnnnddd uh, this one seems a bit weird
AB: It's my Dad's
AB: It's called Sburb
BI: Um, okay. That one sounds interesting.
AB: How about that
AB: My powers maybe did act up
AB:Can MC play?
BI: Only if LB can.
AB: NOOOOOO
AB: Denver would kick our asses though
AB: I still want him to play
AB: So just invite her
BI: Thank you. You know, it isn't that hard to just let people be friends with you.
AB: Yeah, but Kors is nuts
BI: MC isn't much better
AB: He's been holding back Crow
AB:We'll be fine
BI: Please just use punctuation.
AB:... Nah
BI: DO IT. THIS ISN'T SARCASM.
AB: Nnnnnnoope.
BI: Do not bring that show into this; you don't even like it.
AB: I like Big Mac.
bookedIllusionist [BI] ceased pestering azureBushido [AB] at 8:23

>Be the girl.

Okay, fine.

Who is this young lady?

Snotface Noodlelump

Try again. That is the worst name-calling she's ever witnessed.
Nozomiiko D'airlynn

Your name is Nozomiiko, but you prefer to go by simply Nozo. You tend to have problems with your mood, as you have MOOD SWINGS between various stages of negativity. You are a magical creature called CHORNEMN, although you DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC. You like to READ FANTASY AND HISTORY NOVELS and you have a slightly stupid power of making SOLIDIFIED ILLUSIONS, and you are PRETTY DECENT AT IT.

You work at TEH BOOKSTORE, the bookshop you DAD runs. However, he is away on an extended business trip and left you and a nest egg to fend for yourself for five years. This is completely fine in Chornenm culture. Anyways, you know your DAD didn't just walk out on you because he keeps meddling and nagging and being annoying. Your MOM died of illness, which is odd and very depressing seeing as her magical talent was healing. Ever since she passed away, your mood swings were less 'bipolar' and more 'hatred for all things', 'frusturation', 'exasperation', and 'depression'.

Nozo: captchalogue SMARTPHONE.

You can do this because you actually have a SYLLADEX(sp?). So you grab your SMARTPHONE where you get Internet connection and Pesterchum.
Oh, look.
Denver.
What in high hell does he want?

Nozo: answer Denver.

bookedIllusionist [BI] started pestering monochromeCorvus [MC] at 8:27

BI: What.
MC: SOTA SAID WE ARE ABOUT TO PROCEED TO PLAY A GAME. IS THIS CORRECT.
BI: Yes. Yes, you may play.
MC: YAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE...'EPIC', AS YOU SAY.
BI: Congradulations.
BI: Sota will send us the modus and the other shit we're gonna need.
MC: IS ANYONE ELSE TO PLAY.
BI: Capslock.
MC: THIS IS A USED COMPUTER. I CANNOT HELP IT. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE QUESTION.
BI: LB is.
MC: THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
BI: Goodbye.
MC: WAIT
BI: No.
bookedIllusionist [BI] ceased pestering monochromeCorvus [MC] at 8:31.

Nozo: Say something decidedly cool.

Cool.
You can do cool.
Maybe.

"Let's get this show on the road, bitches."

You suppose that was cool enough.