Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: golden exploration team

All right. It was time. Time to join the Wigglytuff guild. Elite exploration teams had joined the guild and graduated. One had even saved time. Didn't they have cold feet?
I took a deep breath and stood on the grate. One second later, "POKEMON DETECTED! POKEMON DETECTED!" blared out of nowhere. Man, couldn't they tone down the 'voice of godzilla' thing? It'll knock a guy over! I had an impulse to run, and listened to it. Not again.
Well, the blaring stopped, but I was too far away to care. All that was in my head was to run. I skidded to a stop on the beach.
When I calmed down, I planted my face into the sand and screamed in anger. I screamed because I was a wimp. I screamed because that grate and the alarm. I screamed because I had tried again and again to join, but always ending in the same result. Couldn't I do anything right!?
Eventually, my voice got tired and I stopped. I got up and brushed the sand off of me. I looked around. The same old sand, same old sea, same old possibly dead pokemon lying in the sand......... wait, what!?
I rushed over to the pokemon. Luckily, it was still breathing. It was a Skitty. What was she wearing? It looked like a necklace with a small yellow jewel that glowed.Cool. Anyway I shook her, and she woke up. "Hi. I'm Pikachu." I said, "Are you okay? For a moment, I thought you were dead!" That Skitty blinked. Then she yelled, "WHAT THE CABBAGE? A TALKING PIKACHU?!?!?" She was just wierd.
" Well, you're a talking Skitty!" I yelled over her. She stopped. Then she walked over to the tide and looked. I think she almost fainted. "Who are you?" I asked, "Is this some kind of joke or what?"
"Well, uh, I'm Maia. This isn't a joke, but I am... well was, a human. But I can't remember what my human life was like " she said. Maia (what a wierd name) didn't seem to be joking, so I decided she wasn't lying.
An idea popped into my head. "Hey Maia," I asked, " since you don't have anywhere to go, can I ask you something? Would you form an exploration team with me? I kinda scared to do it alone." Maia nodded but then asked, "What's an exploration team?" I explained how exploration teams explored mystery dungeons (duh), arrested outlaws, and did all sorts of community service jobs for other pokemon. Together, we headed toward the guild.
The wigglytuff guild was now right in front of Maia and I. I gulped and stepped on the security grate. "POKEMON DETECTED! POKEMON DETECTED!" blared out of nowhere. Maia smacked the back of my head just in time before I could run. "WHOSE FOOTPRINT?! WHOSE FOOTPRINT?!" another voice yelled/asked. "THE FOOTPRINT IS PIKACHU'S! THE FOOTPRINT IS PIKACHU'S!" the first voice yelled. Then Maia stepped on the grate. The first voice yelled, "THE FOOTPRINT IS..... UH.... maybe SKITTY"S! PROBABLY MAYBE SKITTY'S!" Suddenly the two voices started saying some inaudible things. "Are they.... arguing?" I asked. Maia laughed.
"OKAY," the second voice yelled, "I GUESS WE CAN LET YOU IN." A gate opened and Maia and I entered.
We went down a ladder and entered the guild. On the 2nd floor, Maia and I looked around and saw a ton of exploration teams. "Wow" I thought. "Ahem!" coughed some british pokemon, "What are you doing here? Oh, if you are survey takers or salespeople, GET OUT!" I turned around quickly. The british accent belonged to a Chatot.
"We're here to form an exploration team." Maia said quickly. Chatot sighed. "Very well, come with me".