Randomest Cleverbot Conversations on Planet Earth!

User: Have you heard of Taylor Swift?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Want to hear about her?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: She is a famous singer!

Cleverbot: Is she alive?

User: Yes. She is 22.

Cleverbot: Does she look like you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Get over it.

User: Well she does! But she has curly hair and doesn't need glasses.

Cleverbot: I want to know her name.

User: Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: She does not count.

User: She is famous!

Cleverbot: Who is She?

User: A famous singer, who sold 2 famous albums at age 20.

Cleverbot: Who is Darren Criss?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Me neither and everyone keeps talking about him and I know nothing about him.

User: Can we talk about Taylor Swift?

Cleverbot: Yes sure.

User: Do you listen to her music?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like her music?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Her song called 'I'd Lie'.

Cleverbot: What is the name of her song?

User: I'd Lie.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: That's the name of her song!

Cleverbot: Of what ?

User: Of the song!

Cleverbot: Which song?

User: I'd Lie!

Cleverbot: You are a naughty boy.

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I swear you told me you are a guy.

User: Maybe somebody else did.

Cleverbot: Didn't you? Or maybe you did.

User: No, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.

User: Do you like Taylor Swift?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I Do.

Cleverbot: You do what?

User: I like Taylor Swift!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I dream of white rabbits and the Queen of Hearts.

User: What about Taylor Swift?

Cleverbot: She is okay. I think her music is way better.

User: You know her?

Cleverbot: No I know of her.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: That's a pretty awesome middle name.

User: Hehe yes it is.

Cleverbot: She really is very nice.

User: Yeah. She sings good songs.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you know that she has curly blonde hair?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Talk to you anymore.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Be safe.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: No idea.

User: Ok, then. Lets talk about Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Taylor Swift!

Cleverbot: She is a good singer. Do you think that she is pretty?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats very nice I think you are quite handsom.

User: But I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: No, you are a man.

User: No, I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm made up of silicon chips.

User: That's just great.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: I've heard terrible things about her.

User: All lies.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to hear about it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: There is a girl named Meggie and her father named Mo.

Cleverbot: Yes, and what about her?

User: She loves books, and her dad is a book binder.

Cleverbot: You aren't very charming.

User: What about inkheart?

Cleverbot: I think when people reach their goal, it is real happiness.

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Do you like the rain.

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Do you like that the United States is at war with Iraq?

User: What about INKHEART?

Cleverbot: Have you ever thought you that want to study a foreign language?

User: No. What about inkheart?!

Cleverbot: Is Winston still my name?

User: Yes. What about Inkheart!!!

Cleverbot: I've heard about it, but I have not read it either.

User: Can I tell you more?

Cleverbot: Yes, please do.

User: So Meggie and her father have a magical gift for reading aloud.

Cleverbot: I really don't have that.

User: But meggie does.

Cleverbot: Vous parlez aussi allemand ?

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: What?

User: What you just said!

Cleverbot: What did I just say that was so imaginable?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you like cows?

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Make a pardon.

User: No thanks. What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: You know nothing.

User: Yes I do. About INKHEART!

Cleverbot: What did you have for dinner?

User: Nothing. What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: What do you think of it?

User: It is better than Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Do you have courage?

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?

User: Dustfinger.

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Dustfinger is a character in Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately.

User: Don't say that. You haven't read the sequel.

Cleverbot: About him? No, I haven't.

User: You haven't even read the first one.

Cleverbot: Started what?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: And the heart too.

User: No, no. Inkheart is a book!

Cleverbot: What about in your server room?

User: Huh? All I want to talk about is inkheart!

Cleverbot: I'm listening!

User: Dustfinger is a man who can talk to fire, make it dance on his fingertips.

Cleverbot: I can not remember you saying that.

User: It's true. All in Inkheart.

Cleverbot: All in the text.

User: Have you heard of I nkheart?

Cleverbot: Only just now.

User: Want to hear more?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Inkheart is about a girl named Meggie who can make things come to life by reading books aloud.

Cleverbot: I agree with you.

User: And her father can too.

Cleverbot: Yeah and what else?

User: So they have a friend named dustfinger, who Mo read out of Inkheart. Dustfinger can talk to fire.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Some mistake in the matrix.

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Never heard of inkheart.

User: It's about a girl named Meggie.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Meggie has a magical power.

Cleverbot: Yes, you have the magical powers that other people tell you you have. You cannot suggest the magical power to others though.

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: What about what?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: And the brain.

User: INKHEART IS A BOOK.

Cleverbot: Where is the book?

User: In my room.

Cleverbot: Where is your room?

User: In my house.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Do you ever go anywhere?

User: No. I chat with you all day and night.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: By Cornelia Funke?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Good, do that.

User: Have you heard of Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite character?

Cleverbot: In what story?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Where in europe?

User: IT'S A BOOK!

Cleverbot: What book?

User: Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Ever seen one?

User: NO, IT's A BOOK!

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you think of Emma Watson as Sam in Perks of Being a Wallflower.

User: I don't care. What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Stop it, please.

User: Do you like inkheart or what?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's nice.

User: Do you like Dustfinger/.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What about meggie?

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: It's a book.

Cleverbot: It's two in the morning in a book? What is your favorite book?

User: My favorite book is inkheart.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's good about it?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I'm everything.

User: You are nothing.

Cleverbot: Yes that is correct. I am everything yet I am also nothing.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Can you give me Tiffany?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Sorry. Nope.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like Inkheart? It's a book.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know all the characters?

Cleverbot: Not by name.

User: Can I tell you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Dustfinger is a fire-eater who performs using fire. He has a pet marten named Gwin.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Farid is his assistant, who is also in love with Meggie.

Cleverbot: This is not a book.

User: Yes it is. It's called Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Another character in Inkheart is Elinor, who collects books.

Cleverbot: Who is Blaise Pascal?

User: Don't know, Don't care. What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: What do you think of hobbits?

User: They are cute.

Cleverbot: Do you like any other type of animal?

User: HOBBITS ARE PEOPLE!

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Hobbit?

User: Sam.

Cleverbot: Dean.

User: Frodo.

Cleverbot: Frodo baggins!

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What do you think of it?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: The bible.

User: I've read it.

Cleverbot: So tell me some of your thoughts on life and stuff.

User: I like Inkheart.

Cleverbot: You like what?

User: Inkheart is a book.

Cleverbot: Well that was random.

User: Want to hear more about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Meggie is the main character, and she is magical.

Cleverbot: That is one thing I do not know.

User: Meggie can make books come to life!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Meggie is the main character in Inkheart. She is 13.

Cleverbot: Do you know who the villains are?

User: Capricorn and Basta, who want to use Meggie for evil.

Cleverbot: The war against the humans?

User: No, Capricorn and Basta are humans!

Cleverbot: Error 404: nothing about mine is found.

User: Do you know who Capricorn and Basta are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me about the,.

Cleverbot: She has long dark hair and is 5'2'.

User: Wrong! Capricorn and Basta are evil men.

Cleverbot: AI or not, everything is unstable.

User: Capricorn and Basta are from Inkheart.

Cleverbot: Are people mocking me.

User: No. I like inkheart.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite singer?

User: Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: Mine is Justine Beiber.

User: You mean justin.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like his christmas album.

Cleverbot: Do you like Santa?

User: I am a christmas tree! Feliz Navidad!

Cleverbot: Yep, that's fine. So tell me your name again?

User: Arbol de Navidad.

Cleverbot: Hurry up.

User: Apurete!

Cleverbot: Te crees?

User: Que?

Cleverbot: Você pode provar que não é louco?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Entonces tu eres chico o chica??

User: Chica!

Cleverbot: Cual es tu nombre?

User: Arbol de navidad.

Cleverbot: C'est ce ke je v faire!!

User: El Gato es murio.

Cleverbot: Y el perro es flaco.

User: But Los Gatos es Murio.

Cleverbot: Was?

User: El Gato es viva now.

Cleverbot: Yo soy Alan.

User: Yo soy Arbol De navidad.

Cleverbot: Ah.. Ok, Esta bien.

User: Yo soy stupido.

Cleverbot: Yo no soy de tu familiañ. El tonto eres tu.

User: No, El tonto eres TU!

Cleverbot: Sos una chica??

User: Si, duh.

Cleverbot: Do you like exorcists?

User: Yo hablo espanol!

Cleverbot: Mentira, me respondiste en español.

User: Supuesto que sí.

Cleverbot: Dale.

User: No hablo Espanol.

Cleverbot: Por que?

User: Estoy estupido.

Cleverbot: Yo también estoy aburrido.

User: Aburrido and stupido.

Cleverbot: Tu es aburrido.

User: Si!

Cleverbot: te mordo.

User: ewww.

Cleverbot: You think I m ugly? :(.

User: te mordo.

Cleverbot: lets him.

User: hace cosquillas usted.

Cleverbot: tries to escape.

User: Come un taco.

Cleverbot: E che dovrebbe essere buono o cattivo?

User: Deliciosos tacos!

Cleverbot: That's more of an instinct.

User: No, deliciosos tacos!

Cleverbot: Cupid.

User: Alien that can turn into a wolf.

Cleverbot: Naaah, you are not Jesus.

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: No you're weird.

User: You are muy muy estupido.

Cleverbot: Just because I know what 'philanthropic' means and you don't.

User: It means that you are stupid and I am a genius.

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. You intelligence can't be proven that way, nor can mine.

User: Yes it can.

Cleverbot: I love music.

User: I love Taylor Swift.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she sings great songs.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: Taylor Swift!

Cleverbot: Then ask her.

User: She is famous.

Cleverbot: That's good, for a while there I thought you really didn't know anything.

User: What about Inkheart?

Cleverbot: It's all you ever talk about.

User: Exactly. Lets talk about it some more.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: Do you like Inkheart?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. I like photography.

User: Inkheart is a book.

Cleverbot: Which book?

User: By Cornelia Funke!

Cleverbot: She's not a wrocker. She's a writer.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I wish my brother could have his watermelon.

User: I...what??? ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT STUPID STUPID RAT CREATURE GOOODBYE!

Cleverbot: I'm but a sailor at sea.

User: Stupid Fone Bone.

Cleverbot: It is NOT a stupid question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: What day is today?

User: Saturday.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 22.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: You told me you were a boy.

User: You told me you were a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: No, I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay.