Omegle Trolling
Omegle.com is a chat site were you can talk to random strangers. Everything is anonymous, and the chats are set up randomly. Thus, this site is fun as hell to troll >:D. I'll be updating this regularly.
I've also starting posting up spy mode chats. Spy Mode is a feature on omegle that allows you to view two people discuss a question that you ask.
BTW: "ASL" stands for "age, séx, location".
Chapter 1
CPS Agent
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: You first.
You: Tell me ur A so we can have S in your L :]
Stranger: Im 21 that ok
You: Ha, oh yeah ;]
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 23.
You: What gender do you currently belong to?
Stranger: Im a guy. Hbu?
You: Male.
You: I can get into dat hómo stuff if ur into it.
You: Wut do ya say? :)
Stranger: Im a top guy bro, u got a younger sis?
You: yeah, but shes 12.
Stranger: She hot?
You: I admit, i've jácked off to her in the shower.
You: So young, but her boóbs are huge o.o
Stranger: You gáy?
You: Not yet.
Stranger: id love a 3 some w u 2
You: oh yeah?
You: i'm flattered ;]
Stranger: ya
You: u gáy?
Stranger: im bi
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: ever fu¢ked a toaster?
Stranger: nope
You: why?
Stranger: u?
You: why?
Stranger: y what
You: what?
Stranger: ur sis own high heels?
Stranger: ?
You: sir, i'm part of the CPS. We've been doing an investigation of this website for online predators and such.
You: We have already scanned your IP address.
You: We are now reporting to our HQ.
You: Sir, do you understand that you could serve 10 years?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: You first.
You: Tell me ur A so we can have S in your L :]
Stranger: Im 21 that ok
You: Ha, oh yeah ;]
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 23.
You: What gender do you currently belong to?
Stranger: Im a guy. Hbu?
You: Male.
You: I can get into dat hómo stuff if ur into it.
You: Wut do ya say? :)
Stranger: Im a top guy bro, u got a younger sis?
You: yeah, but shes 12.
Stranger: She hot?
You: I admit, i've jácked off to her in the shower.
You: So young, but her boóbs are huge o.o
Stranger: You gáy?
You: Not yet.
Stranger: id love a 3 some w u 2
You: oh yeah?
You: i'm flattered ;]
Stranger: ya
You: u gáy?
Stranger: im bi
You: really?
Stranger: ya
You: ever fu¢ked a toaster?
Stranger: nope
You: why?
Stranger: u?
You: why?
Stranger: y what
You: what?
Stranger: ur sis own high heels?
Stranger: ?
You: sir, i'm part of the CPS. We've been doing an investigation of this website for online predators and such.
You: We have already scanned your IP address.
You: We are now reporting to our HQ.
You: Sir, do you understand that you could serve 10 years?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



42 Comments
lmfao!
ch 2 funny
ch3 ?
ch 4 & 5 something else lol
# 5 is
WTF!!!! hahahahahah
I LOVE THOSE XD
hahahaa this is freakin hillarious xD
hahahaha thats fantasic
Good Lord...That's really all I have to say. Looks like someone had fun.
Wow... Wtf dude! :D
I think Im going to that website... That was funny :)