Funny things I found on people's profile pages
The name says it all. Funny things I've found on people's profile pages.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.
Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.
RAP= Reatard Attempting Poetry
My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse..... I better go get my saddle.
I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but.....HaHa, too bad loser!!
I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.
When life gives you lemons....you throw them at people!! XD
An apple a day keeps the doctor away....except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit.
I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.
Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.
You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat.... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver..... So i suggest you don't.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend...... yesterday.
Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thankyou very much.
'" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.
hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos??
I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.
if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.
i didn't fall, i was testing gravity..... it still works.
I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end wioth 'y'
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.
There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.
Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry.
RAP= Reatard Attempting Poetry
My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse..... I better go get my saddle.
I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but.....HaHa, too bad loser!!
I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.
When life gives you lemons....you throw them at people!! XD
An apple a day keeps the doctor away....except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit.
I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die.
Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.
You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat.... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver..... So i suggest you don't.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend...... yesterday.
Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thankyou very much.
'" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.
hey You!! No, not you!! Yer, you. No, the other guy. Yer, you!! Do you like tacos??
I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.
if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back.
i didn't fall, i was testing gravity..... it still works.
I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end wioth 'y'
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.
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this is the best thing that i have ever read, i am going to print it and use these in random situations XD
Did you know babies are born drunk?
1) They can't walk on their own
2) They can't walk
3) They can't talk
4) And are REALLY loud!!
THANK YOU sooooooo much
This is awesome.
And the one about the toaster sounds like something I would say...
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How anyone cannot give this 5 stars, I don't know...
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haha! so funny! LOL!
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haha lol :)
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